Hairy Cave

A lady's vagina that has not seen the light of day for years and as a result as a wild mane of hair that is probably all tangled and full of small woodland creatures.

Michelle's hairy cave was like looking into the wilderness, I think I seen a vole in there.

by Hughie Baby January 8, 2009

Hairy-Eyeball

The hairy eyeball is the death stare.
Its the look somone gets when theyre hearing a bunch of bull, or they are glaring at their worst enemy, parent, great aunt-gladdie, teacher, employer, stalker, neighborhood arsonist-pedaphile-rapist, nosey neighbor, siblings, that 13 year old and her friends following you around the mall because your so attractive.

Larry caught a glimpse of Judy, his most recent ex, with a horrible look in her eyes; she was giving him the hairy-eyeball.

by Kalyx January 7, 2009

Dirty Hairy

If a man has an incredibly hairy ass/asshole and it appears as he has not wiped for weeks and still has dried shit in there. Preferable when the hair is brown or darker.

Mike: "Hey did you see when Max mooned us?"
Nathan: "YEA WHEN I SAW THE DIRTY HAIRY I ALMOST BLEW MY LOAD"
Mike: "WTF!"
Nathan: "Just kidding, it was disgusting"

by Mike Norris May 10, 2006

Hairy Eyebrow

To scrunch an eyebrow down upon one's squinted or intensely focused eye in order to silently convey severe disapproval.

"Dude, your girlfriend is giving you the Hairy Eyebrow. You better stop looking at Susan's tits."

by richippr September 29, 2008

hairy porpoise

It is an adjective describing the anal region of a female that is very hairy.

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by Ramsoccer2 May 26, 2016

Hairy Anchovie

The female Vagina or Vulva

Did you check out that hairy anchovie on that pole dancer?

by Clarke Griswald August 26, 2009

Hairy Tuxedo

A large tuft of man hair on the chest that unfortunately grows in the formation of a 1970's tuxedo shirt. Most commonly used in code to make fun of someone with excessive body hair.

1. That is the hottest hairy tuxedo I have ever seen!
2. That guy doesn't even need a shirt. He could just rock that hairy tuxedo.

by Titless Cher March 13, 2009