by TheUglyAmerican January 17, 2023
by Felicxxx January 26, 2023
A flashbang wank is when an individual decides to masturbate or engage in sexual intercourse whilst tackling a throbbing headache before the event. The word ‘flashbang’ comes from the sheer brain fuckery that is experienced after ejaculation. The pain is so awful that you don’t even have time to clean up the bodily fluids due to having a strong urge to hold your head against a pillow to calm the pain.
I had a flashbang wank earlier babe, and it was the most unsatisfactory wank i have ever fucking had. However, it wont stop me from flashbang fucking the shit out of you later.
by Cum shoot January 21, 2021
by theFBomb47 March 25, 2022
by USRLover2015 April 25, 2017
Carlos: Hey cabrone i heard you were doing some Dominican Republic Flashbangs the other night
Pablo: Yeah man you should have joined
Pablo: Yeah man you should have joined
by sigmasigmaohio August 19, 2024
When an ugly guy bangs a hot girl, nuts on her eyes, proceeds to poke them, and then chants “You’re not real! You’re not real!”
by MikeWaz0wski January 31, 2022