Deli meet

When you meet someone while getting a hoagie at the local deli.
“Oh yeah Keith? We had a deli meet.”
“What kind of hoagie was he getting?”
Breaded chicken
by minibanana22222222222222222222 February 04, 2019
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chai delis

Another nickname for attractive girls, used only in the plural. Usually referred to in the sense of potential girls to hook up with. This term comes from the term “slaying chai”, which is synonymous to slaying poon.
Seth: Damn man, I hope there are some chai delis at this party it’s been a while.

Ryan: yeah man I plan on slaying some chai tonight
by Dadaba124 April 21, 2022
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La Deli Lama

(N) Geeky alter ego to a bored ,uproaching middle aged man with very little intrests. A man wise well upon his years if you stopped counting when he was three. A modern day philospher with a bad haircut.
Asker: Oh! Help me Deli , solve the great mystery of life?

La Deli Lama: What mystery? The game sucks, the cereal has to much cinnamon and if weren't for those pictures , the maagzine would of been cancelled years ago.
by The Deli Keeper February 03, 2010
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Working the deli

When a guy beats off on webcam for a woman
Oh, Keegan’s working the deli for savanna right now!
by Hllwnn October 22, 2019
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Valentino’s Pizza and Deli

Simply the best pizza around …cooked, or take-n-bake. If you want a crisp, fresh salad, look no further!
Him: “What do you feel like for dinner?”
Them: “Something delicious
Him: “oh, that’s easy, Valentino’s Pizza and Deli!”
by Pizza King 805 November 24, 2021
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The Deli Is Now Open

A play on words referring to someone ready to hand out there meat (Penis) to people.
Jesse: The Deli Is Now Open for business boys!

Mitchell: Please never say that again..
by Shmeat Your Maker April 09, 2018
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Stinky Deli

Any small run-down delicatessen, with poor quality food and often operated by people with questionable hygiene.
I stopped going to the stinky deli next door after the health inspector gave them their third violation. That place is a real DUMP.
by Logic316usa October 05, 2009
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