Ur bro a hoe

Lithe worst thing you could ever say to anyone

Guy 1 - ur mom gay

Guy 2- no u

Guy 1 - don’t make me say it

Guy 2- do it you fucking pussy

Guy 1 - ur bro a hoe

The world splits in two The third dimension collapsed on its self and the sun implodes

by Donkey punch 179 May 13, 2018

bros before hoes

^ what to say when your broski refuses to go shopping after school with you and instead goes to get her ass pounded by her bowl cut boyfriend.
it is apparent that ka ching fu does not understand this term

"bros before hoes" i uttered quietly as she was begrudgingly pulled out of the train.
she mumbled a pathetic "sorry..." before proceeding to receive a multitude of forehead hickies

by sussybaka6969420 October 30, 2022

Bro hoe

A dude your boyfriend likes to hang out with more than you. They play video games together for hours a day and have more inside jokes than you will ever know or understand. Basically a guy that is dating your boyfriend.

Friend: Where's your boyfriend?
You: Hanging out with his bro hoe playing Tarkov.

by quieromuchotacobell August 28, 2020

Ur bro a hoe

Derogatory phrase used to completely shut down a roasting battle. Stemming from the classic ur mom gay and other similar phrases.

Ryan: Ur mom gay
Kevin: Ur dad lesbian
Josh: Ur bro a hoe

by crustmeister May 11, 2018

Ur bro a hoe

Worse than all the other phrases. Ruined families and even countries.

Dan: ur mom gay
Frank: ur dad lesbian
Sarah: ur grandma tranny
Nicole: ur sister a mister
John: ur bro a hoe

Everyone starts arguing as the world slowly collapses.

by ur bro a hoe May 11, 2018

Ur bro a hoe

Even worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur sister a mister, ur grandpap a trap, ur brother a mother, ur family tree lgbt, ur dog asexual, ur uncle bisexual, and pretty much everything in-between.

Jimmy- Ur mom gay
Brendan- Ur dad lesbian
Jimmy- Ur granny tranny
Brendan- Ur sister a mister
Jimmy- ur brother a mother
Brendan- ur family tree LGBT
Jimmy- ur uncle bisexual
Brendan-ur dog asexual
Jimmy- UR BRO A HOE
Brendan-(dies, no longer has a chance to go to heaven or hell, only to be a dark lonely soul that can wander this earth in agony, just wishing he could just disappear, when that will never happen, and Brendan will never be happy again.)

by ThatAussieCunt May 14, 2018

Bro hoe

A guy that will let any girl bang him and is desperate for a girl.

stacy: I should've never dated you, your such a bro hoe

by Lesh2.0 March 23, 2016