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Bagpiping a Hotdog

"Dude, wanna come over? We can bagpipe some hotdogs for dinner"
"DUDE I'm down for bagpiping a hotdog! I'll bring the cherry vape juice"
by QUEEN OF WEIN September 7, 2018
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Bagpipe

The sexual act of having intercourse with a loved one's armpit, whilst manipulating their anus simultaneously with one's fingers. Requires maximum coordination and dexterity.
"Dude, I totally gave this homeless chick a bagpipe last night after finding her under a bridge."
by bagpiper207 May 16, 2018
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Bearded Bagpipe

The act of performing oral sex on a shemale while fondling their breasts.
Accidentally went home with a shemale the other night. She whipped out a pecker, so I gave her the ol bearded bagpipe and we had a great time.
by Spare-parts April 30, 2019
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Greek Bagpipes

When a girl sticks a finger up a guys bum while giving him a blowjob.
After we got home from dinner we had a drink and she showed me how to play the Greek bagpipes.
by Rick Levelle March 2, 2019
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Australian Bagpipe

A giant douche bag, a large moist sack for "down unda".
Man, he's a fucking Australian Bagpipe. I can't believe he would even do that!
by LiamAtreides September 4, 2019
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Broke back Bagpipe

A Broke Back Bagpipe, is when you simultaneously blow air into your partners ass, after that, your partner will fart that air, back into your airway.
I introduced your mom to the Broke Back Bagpipe last night.
by Jonathan (JJ) April 21, 2016
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the bagpipe

When a girl is giving you a sloppy blowjob that sounds like she's trying to play a bagpipe and fondling your balls with her fingers.
Dude, Mallory gave me the worst blowjob last night, I think she was trying to play the bagpipe!
by Theoriginalbagpipe February 6, 2017
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