Ogympic Athlete

Someone who takes gym class WAY too seriously. Some signs of an Ogympic Athlete include running the warm up laps or mile too fast/like a track star, getting mad when they do bad at gym games, showing off for the gym teachers (who don't give a shit by the way), simply being a try-hard or too competitive, etc. Ogympic Athletes are hilarious to watch and/or jerkoffs to deal with.

Ogympic Athletes are a bunch of gym class try-hards who ruin gym class for everyone else.

by TheFiend138 August 27, 2016

Athletic Ballsnatcher

When someone, usually over the age of 85, rides a bicycle and gets their nutsack stuck in the bicycle chain. It usually results in a painful yet hilarious removal of the scrotal skin from the oiled bike chain.

"Jack, did you see grandpa? Hes down the corner yelling help my nutsacks in the bike chain!" Looks like grandpa had an Athletic Ballsnatcher.

by Jack Smeoff August 1, 2012

Athletic Scissors

As a Paramedic, in Detroit, we had to take a past and present medical history of the patients.

We would ask about current medical conditions. Cardiac, Pulmonary/Breathing and Lung Conditions, Neurological Conditions like Strokes or Epilepsy and Seizures.

This last condition Epilepsy and Seizures when we would get the response usually from a bystander.

The response was always, Yeah he/she has Athletic Scissors.

He be havin Athletic Scissors.

by Jonny Redneck February 16, 2020

Method Athlete

Much like a method actor, a method athlete will exercise their craft while throughout the day. A method athlete will dribble a basketball while in the grocery store.

The method athlete baseball player has never been seen with a baseball in his hand. Much like a method actor, this athlete is always in character with his sport.

by ERIC Jenson August 10, 2016

e-athlete

E-athlete, or "electronic athlete"

People who play video games as a sport.

Fat, bald, old men who have nothing to do then play games with 12 year old boys.

by Masood August 12, 2005

star athletics

An amazing cheerleading gym owned and run by the best people/coaches. It has banners all around the gym and has won countless competitions over the years. Lee is the backbone of the whole gym and raises confident, poise, and hard working athletes. Margie is the smiling face you see when you walk in the door and runs the whole gym.

“Hey did you see star Athletics just go on?”

“Yea they were so good!”

“Coach Lee was jumping up and down and getting really into the routine. It was pretty funny!”

by Cheergirl4267 April 16, 2018

Athletic Republic

Sports training at it's finest. With a ratio of one trainer to 4-5 athletes, you get the perfect training you need for your specific sport. With treadmill, plyometrics, and weight lifting, you are guaranteed an improvement in your sport. A friendly environment for all ages.

Bob: Hey, have you heard of Athletic Republic? It's a great training program. My son loves it! He's much better at football now.
Bill: Oh yeah! I'll give it a shot!

by madhatterislife April 11, 2012