Pork wrench

Penis

"Dr., I have a rash on my pork wrench, here take a look!"

by Dr. Centaur March 16, 2019

Wrench Wench

A woman who is mechanically inclined and tends to follow that interest. Often seen with a spanner (AKA wrench) in hand working on an engine or some other mechanical device. This is a lady who doesn't mind getting a little dirty to fix something or build something new.

"Whatever is wrong with it, she'll probably be able to fix it since she is a wrench wench."

by Sororita June 9, 2020

wrench-launcher

a device used to fire wrenchs, hammers, screwdrivers and suchlike at foolish bufoons

i hit three of them bufoons with my new wrench-launcher today. i mostly used hammers and screwdrivers.

by tesco value cornflake January 19, 2010

loose wrench

When a woman is so loose, she must twist her hips to apply pelvic torque for you to feel anything. The term may be applied either to the technique, or the individual who must utilize it.

After the sixth kid, my wife was a loose wrench.

by AnikcuF October 2, 2015

dork wrench

Noun. A geek’s favorite tool. Whenever a geek fixes something he uses a dork wrench.

Geek: pass that dork wrench. Friend: The what?

Geek: the dork wrench. Aka my favorite tool

by B-rizzle June 9, 2019

MONKEY WRENCH

When a chick giving you a blow job similtaniously strokes your cock like she is trwisting a wrench.

Man Chuck's mom gave the fukin kind monkey wrench last night.

by dave March 23, 2005

Mexican Wrench

Using the wrong tool for a job. Most often used when trying to use a pair of pliers or vice-grips to remove nuts and bolts.

I didn't ask for a mexican wrench, go grab me the correct tool.

by yz28210 June 1, 2011