Tom

Any canadian goose that approaches you with caution until offered a pretzel.

Tom took the pretzel from my hand

by oscarthegrouch62 July 11, 2021

Tom

Fat ugly neek

Tom is a fat ugly neek

by Tom the fat neek July 28, 2020

Tom

Time of month

"Oh no, tom's here!"
"It's that tom"

by Kmoral05 June 15, 2017

Tom

Short for tomfoolish. Meaning out of the ordinary, strange, or just downright ass.

“Yo bro did you see Kyle at the party last night?”

“Yeah dude he was acting tom as fuck he needs to be more jerry ”

by jawsh1011 December 14, 2021

Tom

Plays Roblox and is the best person alive. Is loved by everyone he meets especially defaults. is a noob at fortnite and has ayoutube channel called Tjplays. Add himon discord called zuronto.

Tom is a noob

by mozborne05 March 21, 2019

Tom

A Three Metre Flathead that has spat the hook.

“That Tom would have been so good”

by 3m flatty June 27, 2019

Tom

Tom; Derived from the Latin term of pre-developed baffoon.
Often Tom's are pre-evolutions of humans however advanced orangutangs. They are often from the rare Nigerian Orangutang. They are originally washed by their elders then transferred to a refugee camp somewhere in Dunoon. It is here where their hair is dyed orange.
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1. Wow is that a Tom. He must be an underdeveloped human.

by BigBoiOiOi September 12, 2019