by dds 1987 January 26, 2014
There are 3 things to keep in mind when talking about Texan football, first it's not egg chasing, second is the date November 22, 1963 and thirdly and most importantly is my man Bill Hicks and his iconic back and to the side routine.
So once you put all of these random threads together you are describing a really negative football (soccer) team that only seems to play the ball back and to the side.
So once you put all of these random threads together you are describing a really negative football (soccer) team that only seems to play the ball back and to the side.
"Man! This team is playing pure Texan football..."
They're going to concede if they keep this texan shit up!
They're going to concede if they keep this texan shit up!
by CrapGhost July 17, 2021
When you cum in someone's butt, put a plug in it, allow it to marinate overnight, then let it drip into a glass the next day and shoot it.
by ProfessorofRealEnglishWords November 29, 2022
when you mix dark and clear piss, making a refreshing bev with a healing aura
can be taken with coffee for extra panache
can be taken with coffee for extra panache
by johnjo16 January 06, 2020
You find an uncircumcised Texan, (preferably be Texan yourself) then pull their pants down and start suckling with your teeth until you peel the skin off by grinding your teeth on it like a banana peel.
by newyorker51 October 14, 2023
by semenenvic November 12, 2017
Hardcore Anal in the cowgirl position
by Lord buttfuck January 21, 2021