Tapping the ash

The act of wiggling ones ass,whilst dropping a log,to knock off the cocktail sausage sized piece of shit clinging on for dear life to the asshole hairs

Are you going to be much longer your grace?

No father,im just tapping the ash

by shitty Nico November 18, 2004

tappin' the draft

Poor quality version of scopin' the Jope

Winksta thinks tappin' the draft is an acceptable phrase...

by L33T_M@JIXX June 2, 2003

tapped into The Borg

Used to describe a person who is wearing a Bluetooth headset, especially at an inappropriate time.

"Okay, I'm ready to rehearse."
"Not yet. You're still tapped into The Borg."
"Hmm?"
*points to ear*
"Oh, okay." *takes out headset*

by Padby February 23, 2009

Tapping the fat leg

To have sex with an overweight female.

Last night I was tappin the fat leg.

by Brother E April 22, 2005

needle taped to the hip

the sort of penis a prickish asshole might have

Suck your dick?!? I hope you're not talkin bout that needle taped to your hip...

by Innasense February 14, 2005

Tapping the Bowl

Rubbing/stimulating the inflamed, worn clitorus of a successful porn star's vagina with long acrylic finger nails in an aggressive repetitive motion.

Did you see Pamela Anderson tapping the bowl on the Tommy & Pamela video? She wore that thing raw with those fake french manicures.

by Jeff Myles Scott January 23, 2007

tapping the aquarium

Advising a terrible poker player how to play better. Also known as "Waking the fish"

Somebody be kind and start tapping the aquarium before he loses the rent money.

by Bill gronos June 27, 2006