Spa-PTSD

A profound fear of wet weather, due to the threat of the resulting lack of visibility spoiling large events

“These rain clouds are giving me Spa-PTSD, I can’t even see where I’m driving”

by TheGuyManPerson September 22, 2021

Spa

Shortened version of "spastic", often uttered in the south-west of Ireland.

Used to describe an annoying/ stupid individual.

"That fella never shuts up."
"Ya, he's a fair spa."

"Your man broke his ankle doin' the bollox. He's some spa."

"I'm not buying cans for you, goway you fuckin' spa.

by The Ghost of Eamon de Valera October 9, 2021

Ballston Spa

A town in Upstate NY where Donald Trump never stopped being President.

You know that common plot in comics where there is like an entire town full of secret Nazis? Ballston Spa is that town in real life.

by UpstateNY@$$hole August 10, 2022

Spa

Slang for someone who is an idiot or generally oblivious to most common sense things

“You see that jack fella? He’s a right spa”

by Slang245 May 14, 2022

spa crashing

being SMART and hot tubbing when you're not supposed to

Me: I'm bored, let's go spa crashing at the Hard Rock
Friend: that's illegal
Me: SILENCE HUMAN

by Diagas March 15, 2022

Spa

Spa, Betaalpas

Het woord spa is straat taal voor betaalpas. Wanneer iemand vraagt: Breng je spa
Bedoelen ze breng je pasje.

De bedoeling hiervan is dat ze je pasje en pincode willen zodat ze daarmee geld kunnen witwassen.

Negeer mensen die vragen om je Spa, Als iets fout gaat moet je een flinke boete betalen en degene die het hebben gedaan komen ermee weg zonder een enkel probleem

'Breng je Spa er valt veel te verdienen'

by kkrH0mo December 10, 2020

oral spa day

When you take a scalding hot shower, while enjoying a can of ice cold Sprite.

It was cold outside and I needed to recharge, so I took an oral spa day.

by Grandest Pappy January 8, 2025