reuben is a lying and manipulating fuck who has no shame on being a complete whore to every girl he meets because he got "attachement issues". he'll eventually get rid of you as soon as he gets bored of you.
by Sparkava June 17, 2024
Sexiest human being alive ..... he’s always 6 foot 2 and 6 foot 3 with shoes . He’s an animal massive arms loves lager and can drink vodka straight . He loves his women what a beast .
by Everyhumanaliveloveshim August 05, 2019
A guy who is most likely to go all in too quickly and bite you at the back of a cinema during the new bond film. he tends to be petty and stubborn, even if its his own downfall. long story short - don't date a Reuben
by imgaynowbcofhim:) March 14, 2022
My name means 'behold a son',Honestly everyone thinks differently about me most treat me harshly but only few treat me nicely, I just want to say that I'm a person who tries to live his life happily with his family , close relatives & friends, anyone who comes in my life I treat them with utmost respect and love them as my own, then it's upto the opposite person what he or she thinks of me and how they treat me but I will never stop loving them🙂
Hi Reuben how was your day?
Reuben are you ok?
Are you not feeling well Reuben?
Have a great day Reuben.
Keep smiling Reuben.
Reuben are you ok?
Are you not feeling well Reuben?
Have a great day Reuben.
Keep smiling Reuben.
by ben_za19 November 23, 2021
reuben is a christian mallu who wants to be punjabi and jatt. he has yur back bc he’s a follower but it’s ok bc he can violate and isn’t a snowflake. #jattlife
by g1jatt🚜🌾🇮🇳 October 04, 2020
The best person to ever exist he loves cats and will listen too you anytime he is loyal and is the kindest person ever with the best sense of humour
Person 1: Hey look it’s Reuben!
Person 2: Oh my god he’s so cool
Person 3: I don’t like Reuben
*person 1 and 2 kill 3*
Person 2: Oh my god he’s so cool
Person 3: I don’t like Reuben
*person 1 and 2 kill 3*
by Dfbffkdkdkdkd April 03, 2022
Reuben, Oh reuben is a mullet, dad bod, smoking sex bomb. He makes girls his bitches and they love it. One girl reading this rn knows she’s his slut xox
by mulletsex_bomb November 25, 2021