Public Popsicle

When you put your dick between two girls making out, and a chick on other end of you is sucking you off.

I got that public Popsicle last night from these bitches down the street, felt so good I my dick started humming the national anthem... Shit was crazy.

by Cynabal2 January 26, 2013

Public Dog

Any animal you find out in public that you hold, pet or touch. The origin and germ status of said animal are unknown to you and it is now necessary that you disinfect the infected area.

A lost dog at the beach that you hold is a public dog.

"Man I have to wash my hands after I touched that public dog."

by Ineedagallonofpurelle August 30, 2013

public spice

the act of coming out to your family on thanksgiving because they are fucking boring and are in dire need of a gay to make things interesting.

person 1: bout to ruin thanksgiving by coming out to the family
person 2: bringing some spice this year
person 1: why have pumpkin spice when you can have public spice 😼

by thestrongstraightally123 November 25, 2021

Caned in public

In certain non western countries, to be physically beaten/flogged in public with heavy wooden canes

In Indonesia for example, they don't know what Sodom and Gomorrah is, but people are caned in public for homosexuality, even perceived homosexuality.

by Sexydimma July 24, 2021

public whistler

noun. A person of glass-half-full mentality who feels compelled to whistle in public areas such as elevators, shopping malls, university campuses, office buildings, trains, etc. Usually despised by those s/he encounters, unless said person is actually good at whistling.

verb. public whistling

A guy that used to live on my floor was a real public whistler.

by Thel200ster March 25, 2007

Public sitter

A person who doesn't use a toilet seat protector or toilet paper to line the toilet seat in a public restroom.

Guy: Dude, I just found out that Matt is a public sitter!
Girl: Eww, gross!

by Comment Poster June 16, 2008

The Public Media

A governing body that informs you of fear, (Ex: Dying Birds).

Person 1 "Hey my bird died."
Person 2 "I'm sorry for your loss."
Person 1 "LOL, bro. I thought you think it was a joke... you know with the public media these days."

by Steve Buscemi Fan March 13, 2011