Demon Portal

Vagina.

You don't want to know the kinds of things that have gone in and out of that girl's demon portal.

by anonononmys December 07, 2008

Portal Radio 10 Hours 5:18:48:14

A YouTube video that plays the Portal Radio loop for 10 hours, After 5 hours, 18 minutes, and 48 seconds, The radio loop is interrupted by a half naked man who states "Time to do some push ups." He proceeds to go through a workout routine while simultaneously ripping ass. I mean actual butt hole destruction, like he makes lawn mower sounds from his ass.

Tom: Time to listen to my favorite video Portal Radio 10 Hours, I hope a man in his underwear doesn't interrupt 5 hours, 18 minutes, and 48 seconds in! Imagine if something happened to Portal Radio 10 hours 5:18:48:14 in!
King of Ass Ripping: J ͖̠̖̘̇̑̀͝o ̖͈̜͉̾̓h̴͉͂̇́n̴̞̲̣͓̕ ̟̐̃̚͜D ̱͌e̶̯̣̭̍̒̋͂ȩ̵̘̥̪̓̐ŕ̶͖͚̱̹͊ ̭̀̍̃͝T ̯̗̫̭͊̅͘r̶͕̾͐̎͠ã̶̝̖c ̧̄t ̰̻̌͑o ͍̂̃͂r̴͖̙͑̌ͅ ̵͕̎̓̈́Ă̵̦̰͐S̴̞̪̚͜ͅM̴̯̯̾̊R̴̦̘̤͐͐͛̀
Tom: GYATT!

by EL_PRO April 08, 2023

Portal

Paulie Mussolini from Leavenworth thought he met a guy who was a human like him, just a regular blue spy from Compton, until he got pulled through a portal with the guy, that was when he realized he was not in Kansas anymore.

Paulie didn't apprehend or interrogate the blue spy on time since he had to follow the guy through the portal and bring him back to reality where he could be appreheded and interrogated.

by The Original Agahnim July 10, 2021

Portals

Portals is the 3rd studio album by American singer and songwriter Melanie Martinez. It’s a bop.

Person: “have you heard portals?”
Everyone with taste: “fuckk yeah!”

by Curlycue April 13, 2023

PORTALS

An album by Melanie Martinez released on March 31, 2023.

Oh My God, have you heard the new Melanie Martinez album PORTALS? It's so good!!!

by lamalandrina May 31, 2023

portal knights

An awesome graphics and mechanics game,it's like minecraft but WAY better ,it's just a really beatiful game

Person 1:Have you played Portal Knights man(question mark)
Person 2:Oh yeah that awesome game like Minecraft but way better!

by Joseph Mannuel September 21, 2018

Portal Poop

Portal Poop: When a college athlete enters the transfer portal in hopes of greener pastures, unfortunately, they never get picked up by a new school and they just sit in the transfer portal forever just like a piece of poop, that no one else will touch.

Former Teammate 1: Have you talked to Gabe lately?

Former Teammate 2: No…. Why?

Former Teammate 1: Gabe is pretty bummed out. He’s been sitting in the transfer portal for three months now and he doesn’t have one offer on the table!

Former Teammate 2: Damn! Well….He has that stink on him. He’s officially portal poop now! Ain’t nobody touching his @ss with a ten foot pole.

by MGTOW Black January 14, 2024