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Needle Pokes

The after effects of shooting yourself with heroin needles. Your arm is left with small holes from the siringe.
Prodigy Of Mobb Deep from his solo debut album H.N.I.C. Head Nigga In Charge on the song "Rock Dat".

"Niggaz don't know what the pain is man, I got 200 needle pokes in my arm nigga".
by Gadgettt June 3, 2005
mugGet the Needle Pokesmug.

hot needle

term used to describe the injection given at an execution.
"Once they strap you down, you ain't never waking up after they slip you that hot needle!"
by bcsister September 22, 2006
mugGet the hot needlemug.

needle dick

A popular insult derived from Adam Sandler's classic movie "the Waterboy".(see example below)
Get off the field needle dick!

Needle dick! Needle dick! Needle dick!

It may be a needle but it works like a sewing machine!
by LarryFromLA October 3, 2007
mugGet the needle dickmug.

moved the needle

When a man is aroused.
Friend 1: Man, check this out
Friend 2: Yeah man, that moved the needle
by jammiees September 26, 2018
mugGet the moved the needlemug.

needle dick

by Tony Brooms May 2, 2003
mugGet the needle dickmug.

Pauly Needles

A Pauly Needles is a person who claims to be the know all end, end all of all things. He is a one-upper. If you went to Paris, well, he or she went to Monaco & watched F1 racing from the grandstands, which BTW he or she overpaid for the ticket only to watch his or her's beloved Ferrari lose AGAIN to Mercedes or RedBull.

A Pauly Needles will also spend copious amounts of money on drinking the worlds worst beers such as: Rolling Cock (Rock), Steel City, Lite Beers....if there is a Lite he will dirnk it. However, he or she will also call you a pussy for drinking Craft Beers (Note: only if it's craft beers that he or she didn't discover). While calling you a pussy, he or she is pounding back passionate fruit, lemon lime, cherry Truly's or Bud Lite Seltzers.

A night out on the town with a Pauly Needles will be interesting....maybe. If a Pualy Needles is out with the guys or girls, Pauly Needles will be texting all of his exes to meet up so that they can bump some uglies or he can get a blowie. The night will be dull until a Pauly Needles can somehow convince one of these exes to come out and meetup. Most of the time nothing happens for a Pauly Needles. If a Pauly Needles sees a friend about to hook up with someone the Pauly Needle will do everything in it's power to cockblock you. He or she will proudly yell to everyone at the bar: "If I'm not getting laid, NO ONES GETTING LAID!!" as he proceeds to chug his Lite beverage of choice which would make any normal human being puke.
"God Dammit, look at that Pauly Needles cockblocking Wes again! Last time I heard he went home from the bar and broke into Wes' room with a bent fork to stop him from hooking up with a friend. That Pauly Needle sure is a douche-da-douche da douche douche."
by NaptownFL September 24, 2021
mugGet the Pauly Needlesmug.

Space Needle

A sexual act where a turd is frozen in a condom and used for anal penetration.
I was at a punk festival in Copenhagen and man, those guys are total wildasses. One guy stuck another guys frozen shit up his ass in a condom, in front of like, 200 people. They were calling it a space needle.
by Mick Bee April 1, 2023
mugGet the Space Needlemug.

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