Kermit Strikes Back

Coming back to strike. Especially to strike Miss Piggy.
Gonzo: Wow, you really 'Kermit Strikes Back'.
Fozzie: Fuck you.
by Kermit Strikes Back April 30, 2005
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kermit sewer slide

a way to say "commit suicide" without actually saying it. why did you look this up? did you hear someone say or write it? you need help. plz visit a therapy office near you. if you dont know where one is, look it up on google and not urban dictionary. go get some help. like. now.
person1: im the smartest person in the world.

person2: kermit sewer slide.
by mayahawkesgf:) February 27, 2023
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Go Kermit Sewerslide

Tell your boi to go Kermit sewerslide and they'll jump out of a window
one peaceful day on Roblox

Rich Spoiled Kid: Lol U Gay
Bacon Head: Go Kermit Sewerslide
by HeysStuff October 10, 2018
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Kermit Sewer Slide

Often sites and multiplayer games censor certain words and phrases in an effort to be ad-friendly or kid-friendly. As Commit Suicide is a common casualty of this moderation, this phrase is a way to bypass the filters.
*Jimmy and Dave are playing Roblox because the school banned various actually good video games*
Jimmy: Today is another wonderful day to be alive!
Dave: Go Kermit Sewer Slide
by RussianDumbass June 02, 2019
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Kermit Sewer Slide

Okay, since you (no one) asked:
Ms Piggy snarfs a dozen bean burritos earlier in the day. She lays down a track from one end of the hallway to the other where she, on her haunches, “presents” for her amphibious friend. Kermit, with a running start, dives into the aforementioned “track” and “slip ‘n slides” head first down the hallway until his nose is buried deep inside of Piggy’s brown eye.
It can be fun, but clean up after a Kermit Sewer Slide session can be brutal… and toxic.
by Darkheath September 06, 2021
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Kermit's Tea Shop

A small online community filled with only good vibes, good music, and good people. Primary platforms are Spoon and Discord. Most members have a "tea" in front of their name in a small font.
Person 1: Hey, have you heard about Kermit's Tea Shop?
Person 2: Yeah, it do be a vibe!
by sheleredp627 July 04, 2020
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Kermit the Frog Green

A really ugly and tasteless shade of green.

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A term that is used to define something (mostly a choice of color or decor) as gross and overwhelming.
Elmo: Oh wow, look at that fancy car! I want one of those in Kermit the Frog Green!

Ezruh: Elmo, you have no taste. Everything looks hideous in Kermit the Frog Green, anyone with a brain in their skull could understand that.

Elmo: Oh be quiet.
by Cecil The Cave Troll October 09, 2023
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