Jonathan

Typically a bum at everything he does, especially video games

The was really Jonathan at 2k17

by Marcus Stewart May 12, 2017

Jonathan

A generally stupid or slow person. This person is usually offended by everything, and a fuckboy.

You know, you’ve been acting like a Jonathan lately.

by Dancingdogger March 3, 2019

Jonathan

Jonathan is a man who can’t really figure life out. He will listen to people with a big audience and repeats exactly what they say. If your name isn’t Jonathan than you’re probably ignorant, but that’s ok because if you’re good at something then you’re only educated on that one topic. He can’t think for himself and goes on crazy rants. His minimum speaking time is about 3 hours, if he argues it can be more than 5 hours. He will only talk about things he likes and is the most educated but man on the planet. Jonathan goes on 5 mile runs with cargo shorts below his knees and most importantly a belt. He will post every minute of his life on social media but is still a very busy man.

Jonathan: I’m the most educated man on this planet
Me: ok but what about your baby hairs?

by anon5562 July 26, 2019

Jonathan

A man who has a big dick.The lady’s love him but don’t tell him. Is funny ass fuck. And can make you say daddy

Jonathan is so fine

by Ghost21232 April 15, 2019

Jonathan

A warriors bandwagon

Hates on lebrons greatness

A finessing god with the ladies
Does damage in the bedroom

Thinks Kobe is better then Jordan

Hates on smite players

Says he hipped everyone to a lot of music artist

Always in his older brothers shadow
A drop off in 2k
The best fifa player in Brockton hands down

Was once a dagger king

Goes by KING JO
Is very smart

Corrects everyone’s grammar

Thinks he’s always right

Jonathan is a wise man

by J John May 29, 2019

Jonathan

A smelly tall creature that likes game of thrones even though he can fit right into the show. This so called “Jonathan” typically lives in the northwest part of the region in an igloo, even though he can’t fit in it.

This huge Jonathan just cut me in line at the grocery store.

by Ekul132 April 28, 2019

Jonathan

A small dude that is such a bbot he cant even be nice. Sometimes he is nice but it depends

Person1:Jonathan is such a bbot

by YouHaveLigma333 May 5, 2019