by nigeriangaming HD November 30, 2014
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"I love the smell of Illuminati Poppers in the morning."
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by Howard Taft November 21, 2011
Get the Illuminati Popper mug.As if by Karma, magic and Law, all Illuminati became extinct and were bound to non-existence. Illuminati curses, illusions and influence ceased to exist.
All Illuminati became extinct. As a result, money curses no longer had any impact or influence on any nouns.
Law.
Law.
by TheOnlyGian June 20, 2023
Get the All Illuminati Became Extinct mug.Group of health care workers , primarily in medical imaging , that work the weekend graveyard shift and have superhuman abilities and uncanny talents. They are well versed in the art of shenanigans and are experts and masters of facilitating morning drinking , numerous potlucks , opportunities for massive food consumption and happy hours on off days. They are often off the grid but are great . communicators and get along with everyone. They often use the code brew text to summon each other in times of stress and difficulty.
“The hospital is too busy right now and I think I’m deteriorating fast. Time to get the iilluminati together and call a code brew. “
by Filipino Leprechaun July 22, 2025
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by Robicoraeary March 7, 2017
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A Dorito chip that went rogue and gained supernatural abilities to brainwash the masses of people. Due to this, it has caused many victims to make religions based off the supernatural Dorito chip, worshipping it, and went as far to blame many unexplained events in history onto the Dorito chip, also claiming that some brainwashed victims turned into reptiles. Some people even put it as an image on the back of the dollar bill, as a remembrance of the Dorito chip's bravery to think for itself. Later, many called the chip the Illuminati.
Brainwashed victim: The president is a friggin reptile because of the Illuminati!!!!
Another person: *crunch crunch* mmmm, cheesy chip.
Another person: *crunch crunch* mmmm, cheesy chip.
by BobWade1234 April 24, 2022
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