Sad giraffe

When you have had too much to drink that you can’t get it up. Your weenie is a sad giraffe.

Oh honey we can’t do it tonight... those Jackie Daniels shot gave me a sad giraffe.

by Sadgiraffe October 01, 2018

The Homogeneous Giraffe

This type of giraffe is mixed evenly and very tall. Therefore they have to spots, no facial nor body hair, and certainly no gruff voice. It is very dangerous to walk into a Cor-o-van with this animal since they can become extremely aggressive when put alone with a man, for unknown reasons.

The Homogeneous Giraffe was inside the car. I had to run.

by tlarder January 06, 2010

Giraffe Cumming

Stretching your penis while ejaculating

Dude, I watch this video last night of a gay guy Giraffe Cumming in a closet

by The Auto Cocks January 08, 2022

Making giraffes

When your significant other sneaks you into their house to have sex while their parents are home

Guy 1: “Bro, what did you do last night?”
Guy 2: “ My girlfriend and I were Making Giraffes and that bitches dad caught us and called the cops.”
Guy 1: Damn that nigga strict

by Coocoocrackerkid November 07, 2017

Slippery Giraffe

The act in which you pour lube down someone's throat and proceed to Throat Fuck them.

Make sure that you slippery giraffe the YouTube sensation Davohz.

by Drunken Splooge September 04, 2017

Jeff the Giraffe

Some toy a kid plays with.
I cannot use his name, but yeah.

Its a toy that is called Jeff, its a giraffe toy.
Kids play with it. Idk what else to write here. Jeff the Giraffe is just a toy.

by Refuse Communism_Accept G-ism February 02, 2020

giraffe nation

When a group of friends go to take a serious picture but then one of the friends in the group looks like a giraffe

We became the giraffe nation, after Karako became THE GIRAFFE

by #GIRAFFENATION February 20, 2017