Fatherless figure

A fatherless figure is defined as a person who stans jellybean, red velvety, dream, frost fox, or to be honest, any cringy ass content creator.

A jellybean Stan: ItS nOt A mIsTaKe ✨ItS A mAsTeRpIeCe
V1nce: this is what you call a fatherless figure

by delicious baked beans April 22, 2022

figure eight

To burn out in the number eight motion.

I figure eighting in the Corvette.

by Jizzo Fortanel January 20, 2004

figure skating

an extremely hard sport that only the smartest, prettiest, most gorgeous people can do. boys who do it are gay

figure skating is cooler than hockey

by noosheeeeeeennnn September 17, 2008

dynamic figure

Some say he's often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. He woos women with sensuous and godlike trombone playing. He cooks Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. He knows the exact location of every item in the supermarket. The man, the myth, the legend.
A college application essay titled "I am a dynamic figure", by Hugh Gallagher, written in 1989.

Example: "Hugh Gallagher gave a completely factual account of his lived experience in his college application essay and should be known as a dynamic figure."

by i_like_words_they_are_cool December 18, 2020

Action Figure

A doll that’s marcketed towards boys

An action figure is a doll, fucking get over it sexist 8 year olds.

by Heyitsj000 May 6, 2019

Figure of Screech

Like a figure of speech but used improperly or just wrong. Based on "Saved by the Bell" character, Samuel 'Screech' Powers, portrayed by actor Dustin Diamond. Sayings created by the spaz of the group that are so bad they are memorable and become common phrases.

figure of Screech: Jessie: How can we without hurting his feelings?

Screech: Why don't we just wave a skunk in front of him?

Screech: You know, Screech, for once you have a good idea?

and
Screech: Oh, a bully dumped me down the garbage chute. Someday I'm gonna get even with that girl.

and
Screech: If you want beautiful scenery, baby, wait 'til you see me in a wet T-shirt.

and
Screech: Who're you calling a cantaloupe, you melon head?

by AnimalMother969 April 25, 2015

Action Figure

A doll for boys (and sometimes even grown men, no joke). Don't ever let anyone try to fool you that action figures aren't dolls. There's no real difference besides the title.

"I'm looking for a Han Solo Action Figure"
"Oh so you're an adult who plays with dolls huh?"
"I SAID ACTION FIGURE!!! IT'S NOT A DOLL!!!!!"
"Okay, would you also like a Princess Leia doll to go with Han?"
"STFU!!!!!!"

by Space Wrangler July 31, 2021