crooked pene

A slightly bent penis, leaning to one side.

"Hey what's wrong with your cock?"

"It's a crooked pene bitch, just suck on it."

by revan1892 March 13, 2008

crooked toe

another name for a bunyon on your foot

whats up witch your crooked toe yo ?

by k. morse June 11, 2006

boiled crooked

getting drunk,under the influence of any substance

hey dusty lets get boiled crooked

by zacharyscream March 12, 2008

crook operator

A person, often tradie , that operates to the crookest of levels. Loves getting weird and is often seen doing dumb shit at work. On the piss a crook operator is known to be able to sink as much piss as an Irish man and his horse. Crook operations can include doing dangerously stupid stuff while on the piss and getting so weird that you make the CBHS hockey squad seem normal.

Holy fuck that cunt with a dildo out all of his holes is a crook operator.

by Nolan, Mike Nolan March 13, 2019

JOSH crook

Such a sexy little boy. Josh crooks are white thin and have really thick sexy legs. Every girl (and boy) wants to touch his big tits and good ass.

Girl: damn look at that kids legs, tits and ass

Boy: oh yeh thick as, he’s such a josh crook

by Anonymous_user 2019 October 1, 2019

crooked wrench

When you are about to go down on a guy and he pulls out his dick and it stabs you in the eye with his crooked member.

Sally: What's up with the eye patch?

Morgan: I got another crooked wrench in the eye.

Sally: that shit sucks, last time that happened to me i lost a contact.

by Dirty Hawks July 24, 2011

cook that crook

If someone says something bad or something you disagree with you say cook that crook

Friend: I like dating 5 year old girls because they’re hot
Me: ya know what? Cook that crook

by Got slurpee November 6, 2018