Brittany

A girl who is a bit crazy. A lot a bit ditzy and cant drive.

Brittany dont hit that parked car!

by Babababababanana May 25, 2018

Brittany

a very slow acting mammal that can't properly react to humans. also has a poor sense of temprature and english context.

oh Brittany, it's okay, you're stupid.

by TROLL666 September 30, 2011

brittani

A loser that has no friends. Often called a stupid chicken mcnugget. is a hoe and works on the corner. Also called bitchani. You can also find at boston market.

Ew did you see that bum, no that was a brittani.

by b.s.e October 16, 2008

Brittany

The act of sitting upon a wet surface, thus resulting in an uncomfortably saturated posterior.

We went camping and it rained the entire time. Each one of us sorry bitches got brittanyed before the night was over.

wet booty ass what the f*ck

by Captain PK October 18, 2011

Brittani

Someone who takes giant balls to the cheek as she slumbers... Someone who works at walmart and loves her job! She is known for having the ugliest meat curtain ever.

Aghhhh she got tea bagged! Shes such a brittani!

Them are some nice balls on your cheek......brittani!

by Jped12 December 23, 2012

brittany

a preppy stuck up bitch who thinks she is better than everyone. a attractive but trampy slut who sleeps with everyone.

did u hear what brittany did? she made the world record for the biggest anal gangbang!

by virgoshawty19872011 August 18, 2011

Brittani

Brittani is the "unique" spelling of Britney; a common name for millennial girls born in the Midwest. She's got average intelligence, average looks, average style (she thinks she's a trendsetter tho) and comes from an average broken home. What sets her apart is not her unique spelling, but rather the inability to move past her average life. She often dwells on what really isn't major, but she needs something to feel special. Brittani's need a lot of love and understanding as they often suffer from mental disorders and serious substance abuse. Only a silly man/woman would marry a Brittani! Those who do, end up in the morgue shortly after, for reasons "unknown".

After we finished having sex, we fell asleep. When we woke up, Brittani had forgotten everything. She freaked out and stabbed me with a knife.

by takeyomeds February 12, 2019