look before you leap

When taking a dump, ensuring that there is sufficient toilet paper available before commencing the evacuation.

Dave didn't look before you leap, causing some embarassment.

by Baz3 January 31, 2008

take a flying leap of a galloping goose

simply, this phrase is a "nice" way to tell someone to take a flying fuck to a rolling donut, take a flying fuck, go fuck yourself, get lost, kiss off, go suck an egg, go fly a kite, etc.

Schoolyard bully: Gimme a quarter, chump!

Other kid: Take a flying leap of a galloping goose!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 27, 2007

reverse leap jump to super fuck

Like a "leap jump to super fuck"; A tricky sexual move where the man lays on his back, stationary with an engorged penis. while the woman leaps at him and lands squarely over his hips and simultaneously inserts his penis into her vagina.

We've both like it hard, but we've tried everything else. I'm going to give him a reverse leap jump to super fuck tonight.

by Quacthulhu March 30, 2011

leap year dick syndrome

The condition by which one experiences significant penile enhancement and unexpected erectial direction on a quadrennial basis. Typically experienced on the 29th of February commonly referred to as the "leap year."

Carol: "John was so big last night."

Jen: "Is this a leap year??"

Carol: "Oh my god, maybe it was leap year dick syndrome!"

by lyds sufferer August 2, 2011

That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind

A famous quote said by Neil Armstrong when he set foot on the moon

During his flight to the moon in an Apollo 11 rocket, Neil Armstrong stated, “That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.”

by bluestinger66 March 21, 2023

Leap

To “jump” or rob someone, or also known for meaning link up and fight

We can meet up and leap, bet bitch!

by Themexicanman March 16, 2020

Bitch Leap

A Bitch Leap is when a woman is so horrible, such a disgusting individual, such a bitch and cunt that a man who has spent any time with her... whom she manages to twist him so bad that he leaps right to the gay side as if he were stuck atop a burning skyscraper

"Did you hear what happened to McGregor?

"No?"

"Kelly was such a foul cunt he swore off women and went straight to dick"

"HE TOOK A BITCH LEAP?"

by Mattfohlee January 3, 2021