An attempt to have sexual intercourse via the anus with an older woman however, she's way too dry which then creates flakes covering the penis which is known as "sand".
by SomeSuperRandomGuy November 02, 2019
the time when you feel like you're a grandma, be lazy, feel back pains and sores, and all you wanna do is sleeping.
"It has been a month since you haven't submitted any assignment, what are you up to these days?",
"Nothing, I'm in my grandma era."
"Nothing, I'm in my grandma era."
by codiexufxit February 20, 2022
Resulting from consuming large amounts of alcohol or smoking too much weed, grandma knees occur when a person begins to lose their balance and begin to cripple at the knees. This phenomenon is similar to knee struggles that elderly women have.
guy #1: How the fuck did you walk home last night you shotgunned two four lokos before you left the party?
guy #2: Trying to walk home was hell, I had a terrible case of grandma knees.
guy #2: Trying to walk home was hell, I had a terrible case of grandma knees.
by yTwigg March 31, 2016
Hey man, you coming to the bar tonight? No, I told my sugar grandma Eleanor that I'd play bingo with her since she bought me a new flat screen.
by Tamara Kevin August 28, 2010
A cranky grandma is when one stands against the wall and their partner does a handstand and proceeds to fart in the other person's mouth.
by goochy January 18, 2006
A YouTube channel created by Jake and Granny. Jake is the grandson. They play pranks on each other. It is very funny.
by Summer coldness June 23, 2019
A condition affecting women where there is so much atrophied loose skin in the triceps area that it hangs down to partially cover their elbow. Also known as GMA's. Often seen on both pre and post {lap band} surgery patients.
"When I laid her on her back and she grabbed the headboard, her sleeves rolled up and exposed her grandma arms. It looked like she was wearing flesh colored {waterwings}."
by kid spranks February 13, 2009