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Keta Spa

Keta-Spa is a practice where you prepare 0.5 grams of the drug Ketamine into a chess field, like small little squares, and then you set up a nice audiobook or podcast. You take a square every 10-15 minutes until you are unable to take more.

You will get into another sphere of life, focusing on things and thoughts you would never think of when sober. It enhances creativity, reduces stress, and alleviates depression.

You may feel the need to do some yoga or Pilates. Some stretching or fascial training feels really good and reduces even more stress.

Do it together with a good friend in a well-known space without interruptions.
"Hey buddy, would you like to do some Keta Spa with me on the weekend? I am really stressed out from work and having trouble being creative."
by Interrator July 28, 2024
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Spa-roos

A Spa-roos is a singular organism that wanders around the abyss of a certain internet site where it stalks among unsuspecting victims to show off it's amazing ability in douche-baggery. It could also be found lurking amongst random players where it can unleash it's super powers of complete and utter sexyness. Many woman players of this site have hard core fan-gasms over this singular organism called a Spa-roos.
Fangirl: Oh my goodness, did you just see that?

Fangirl2: Yea. I believe that it was a Spa-roos

Both: * gasm *
by MindlyCheeken July 22, 2009
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Captain’s Spa Day

To listen to loud music while drinking alcohol in the shower.
“After a long day, I like to grab a six pack of Smirnoff Ice, blast some TOOL, and have a Captain’s Spa Day.
by StogieBoi September 13, 2020
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Glamlife Party Spa

A mobile place to party with manicures , pedicures and facials.
let's party in a beautiful glamorous way at Glamlife Party Spa!
by Glamlife Nails September 20, 2016
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Spa

Spa, Betaalpas

Het woord spa is straat taal voor betaalpas. Wanneer iemand vraagt: Breng je spa
Bedoelen ze breng je pasje.

De bedoeling hiervan is dat ze je pasje en pincode willen zodat ze daarmee geld kunnen witwassen.

Negeer mensen die vragen om je Spa, Als iets fout gaat moet je een flinke boete betalen en degene die het hebben gedaan komen ermee weg zonder een enkel probleem
'Breng je Spa er valt veel te verdienen'
by kkrH0mo December 10, 2020
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Crown Pools and Spas

When you’re so incompetent at your job and fuck up so unfathomably every single time, yet you somehow manage to deflect ownership of your mistakes and blame the customer, and attempt to extort them out of money.
Jesus dude, you just ran the red light and killed all those pedestrians.

They shouldn’t have walked across the road.

That’s very Crown Pools and Spas of you.
by BernardandJennaSmith March 13, 2023
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