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Gravity Peel

The act of lifting or adjusting ones leg in an attempt to unnoticeably allow ones sweaty balls to peel from their leg.
Person 1: "Woah, that dude is totally doing the gravity peel."

Person 2: "Well, it is hot in here."
by Tdbehmster May 16, 2014
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Gravity Mark

a hybrid of an exclamation point and a question mark.
it looks like like a question mark but the bottom part is squiggly instead of a line.
One:
Samer- hey preston, i got my wrestling pin with Luis

Preston- WITH OUT ME?!?!?!

Luis- uuhhmm yeah. nice use of a gravity mark btw

Two:
Preston- this is me skiing

(shows his fingers fly off the desk)
Preston- someone get the hubble

Samer- i bet i can go further cuz i have zero gravity

Preston- i dont know the definition of gravity, is it grammar?

Samer- yes it is, it is the combination of an exclamation point and a question mark :)
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Gravity Surge

-- A phrase to explain one's klutziness in a non-offensive manner.

-- A method of distancing oneself from embarrassing actions such as dropping items, falling, spilling things, etc.

-- A way to divert the aggrieved party who has become soiled by your actions.
{At a bar}

Daphne: Thanks for spilling your wine all over me!
Jill: Sorry, hon. It was a gravity surge.

{Watching TV}

Bill: Yo, toss me the remote, bro.
(falls 5 feet short)
Fred: Sorry, dude. Gravity surge.
by HENDAJ December 13, 2012
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Cold Gravity

Meaning of loneliness and depressed/lonely and sad
>when you're lonely you have a feeling like it's cold
>when you're depressed you feel like the loneliness and sadness is pulling you down like gravity
by JustMeGuys April 17, 2020
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Gravity Speeder

Anyone whom is driving and cannot maintain a constant speed on the road. Their speed fluctuates with the rise and fall of the roadway annoying the shit out of everyone around them.
After passing and being passed five times on the interstate, there was no question that the asshole driving next to Dan was a gravity speeder.
by Gizzmo69 September 4, 2011
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gravity hit

A hit of pot smoke taken from a gravity bong. These are generally high-volume inhalations (2 litres to 1 gallon, usually) and yeild large quantities of smoke, usually resulting in excessive coughing.

One gravity hit of medium potency pot is usually enough to get fairly stoned.
I must have smoked a half gram in that one gravity hit. It blew my head off, now I'm pretty baked.
by Experienced Smoker April 16, 2007
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chat gravity

The degree of familiarity with another person, which, if you chance to encounter them on the street, will determine if you merely greet them in passing or stop to talk.
We saw each other on the sidewalk and said 'hello' to each other. But she was just a friend of a friend I'd only met once or twice before, and there wasn't enough chat gravity to merit stopping and chatting.
by ClevelandRox March 20, 2006
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