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Tessa Young

Stereotypical straight sheltered white girl. Easily manipulated (especially by Hardin Scott) and likes ugly men with dumb tattoos and piercing blue ‘orbs’.
Guy 1: Wow Tessa Young is hot asf
Hardin: 👿 *growls at u hotly*
by Lililightbulb August 1, 2022
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tessa speak

kkr onverstaanbaar
Tessa: "mmhmmmhmhm"
"dat was kkr onverstaanbaar"
"ja dat is tessa speak"
by Jorji_Costava September 8, 2020
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Tessa Holland

Tom Holland’s dog who is actually pretty ugly tbh
Person 1: have you seen Tom Holland’s dog Tessa Holland?
Person 2: yeah she’s kinda ugly
by baddieb2003 June 30, 2020
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Dirty Tessa

Whilst fornicating with a partner who is impared in the limbs department ( a quadrapolegic usually), you put on a clown costum and tie her to the ceiling fan and turn it on. Once she gets up some good rotation on her you bloody your cock up in one of her stumps( your choice) and wrap it in bubble wrap before agressively stabbing ( mike myers style) it into her vagina.
"Yeah,She was depressed from loosing all her limbs to a crocadile, but she cheered right up once I informed her that we could now do the Dirty Tessa"
by dirty tessa November 16, 2009
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Tessa Brooks

The biggest shitty shit ever. A slut. Only have 12 years old fans. And she is cringey as fuck. Backstab her own friend 'ALISSA VIOLET THE QUENN' for money.
by blackmt___ September 23, 2017
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tessa powers

A hot girl capable of making men doing anything she says
My girlfriend has tessa powers- today I washed her car, bought her flowers and walked her dog.
by tessapowers January 8, 2012
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tessa truman

tessa truman is an amazing beast who is the hottest gurl in the world. she likes eskimos named jacen <3 tessa is very beautiful and amazing <3
i want to be a tessa truman. she is amazinggggg
by eskimo1234523442 October 22, 2011
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