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falcon tennis

Champions of the 2018 NHIAA tennis league
Falcon tennis just brought home the ship
by Dust buster 1 May 28, 2017
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Camaro tennis

When a poor person gets a lot of money and spends it a Camaro and then crashes it, thus becoming poor again.
Those crack dealers won the lotto and then played Camaro Tennis and lost it all.
by Kyle Kman December 10, 2006
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mens tennis

Batting balls around with another guy

Not a real sport, mainly played by gay men and serious bowlers, which is also not a real sport.

You literally can not watch a men's tennis match with out wanting to kill yourself because it's so boring

It really shouldn't even be a thing
Tennis player: Hey do you want to watch my mens tennis match?
Cute girl: Mmmm, not a real sport. Don't ever talk to me again eww
Tennis player: Whatever! I only wanted a gf as a cover-up for being gay anyway!
by Mandog098 February 5, 2014
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Hand Tennis

A variation of tennis played using a handball, two science lab tables, and hands as racquets.
I can't believe wikipedia doesn't think the sport of hand tennis exists!
by reLAXing27 November 22, 2009
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Office Tennis

The art of quickly passing an administration task to someone else, with the objective of reducing one's workload. It is common for the initiator to not fully understand the query, or give their Office Tennis opponent a summary of what is required. It is often active with several players at any one time.

This is has become more prevalent with the invention of email.
Bob gets upset after receiving an office tennis email from Lisa, that does not explain what is required or has anything to do with him.
by branstonbeans November 12, 2009
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Tenni - Wii

A sport played between two players. Each player uses a racquet that is strung to strike a hollow rubber ball covered with felt. Normaly a stick is the most sutibal object used to difine each opponents boundarys. Players must stay seated through out the game bating ball between each other using componants of Nintendo Wii sporting where each player does not break a sweat, nor need be on feet. If player should stand to fetch ball out of boundarys, they are striked out. Players must "bum shuffel" the distance to retrieve ball.
Alice - "Kiss the ground bitch! I am the shit at Tenni - Wii"

Renee - "Fuck you alice! best out of three?!"
by Overwheel & Stanbrook Inc February 5, 2010
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fly tennis

a game to be played at the table (generally in hot countries) whereby annoying flys are deaftly swatted from one persons plate to anothers.
by ro-face August 17, 2009
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