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Dad Task

A task only a father can do the right way.

Tasks might include: packing the car, cutting the lawn, loading the dishwasher, etc...
"Dave is such a cool guy and a great father. I'm sure he would beat me at any Dad Task known to man."
by MacGyver McGoo September 2, 2021
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Task Force Dope

Drugs (especially meth) seized in raids by narcotics tasks forces and later used to pay off informants in lieu of cash.

Police can also detain the informant later and threaten to charge them with posession if they need leverage.
My girl got spun up last night on Task Force Dope.

Shorty in jail and Dee holed up high on Task Force Dope.
by Joker_310 June 19, 2022
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Cassandrian task

Dealing with people you know won't listen to you, despite being provided accurate information, and watching them fumble about when you told them the solution from the start.

(Often witnessed in customer service or technical support)
Releasing this new feature was a Cassandrian task.
by Luk164 May 24, 2025
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quasi-tasking

/v/ Workin like a hunchback in a church. Doing multiple, endless, meaningless tasks. Usually for a demanding and self-righteous person.
Oh man, yesterday my mom had me quasi-tasking for hours.
Seriously? That's the sixth thing you've asked me to do in the last hour! Stop quasi-tasking me man!
by this username is taken July 30, 2013
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task manager

that app you open when another app forgets how to work
ah fuck, chrome froze, guess it's time to open task manager
by TechNerd22 November 30, 2021
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