A ritual from an orgy when all men ejaculate into a bowl, and after the females dump their heads in, in an orderly fashion
Sorry mom, I have to borrow your bowl from the kitchen cuz we need it for the clam chowder swirly later
by 89zamja May 18, 2015

when you are over life at school so you hop in a toilet and flush yourself down into the ocean where you will live with nemo and all his friends.
My best friend ruined my life my telling the girl I like that I was in love with her. So now I will give myself a full body swirly.
by LFed December 12, 2015

by longdongmorty May 14, 2018

The sexual act of performing oral sex on your partner while simulationsely dunking their head into the toilet of a heavily used port-o-potty.
We got bored at the country musical festival last weekend, so Jim took me into one of the port-o-potty’s and gave me a New Jersey Swirlie!
by Psychowalnut May 27, 2018

The act of severing a man's cock, blending it on the highest setting of the blender, and force feeding it to them while massaging their balls.
by Deep Hot Tongue May 6, 2014

A swirly were the victim is made to face the ceiling as the bully sits on their mouth and shits in their mouth
Maddison was in for a heap of trouble because she was gonna get a face full swirly
Maddie had spent all day washing her mouth out but couldn’t get the taste of chance’s shit off her tongue she had just been given a face full swirly chance took her into the men’s restroom and dropped a load in her mouth till her mouth was overflowing with brown shit and she was forced to eat it then chance got on the ground and stripped Maddison and fucked her hard then cum inside of her she hated it but he loved it he did this every week Maddison was his hot little bitch
Maddie had spent all day washing her mouth out but couldn’t get the taste of chance’s shit off her tongue she had just been given a face full swirly chance took her into the men’s restroom and dropped a load in her mouth till her mouth was overflowing with brown shit and she was forced to eat it then chance got on the ground and stripped Maddison and fucked her hard then cum inside of her she hated it but he loved it he did this every week Maddison was his hot little bitch
by Empty void November 22, 2019

The phenomenon that occurs for males after age 40 when his gravity stricken, rubbery, wrinkled testicles meet The murky waters of the toilet when sitting for a poo.;fondue style is when turds are present with your nuts in the pool
I accidentally flushed during my first dunkin donuts swirlie ,luckily I had a plunger Handy because I didn’t want to have snake the drain again.
by J3r3my030303 January 16, 2018
