Southern Sundae

The Southern Sundae is the act of taking a spoon and getting a scoop of shit from a girls asshole and putting it into her pussy while she is on the rag and has a yeast infection then eating her out.

I was just going to fuck her but she was on the rag so I decided to have a Southern Sundae.

by Harry Boughner September 4, 2009

Ball Sundae

When the gelati falls out of the cone and spills onto my shorts.

It's Ball Sundae every day.

by Peewee Buttisker January 2, 2006

samoen sundae

The act of taking a shit on a women's chest and then sprinkling coconut on top of it, then ejaculating on it for the simulating the hot fudge sauce.

Man 1 "Dude I was with my gf last night and laid a samoen sundae on her for my first time"

Man 2 "Damn dude that's gross kinda gross what did she say"

Man 1 "Well the 5th time I did it she woke up"

by The Godfathers of Shenanigans March 13, 2009

Samoen Sundae

The act of taking a shit on a woman's chest (asleep or not) then adding coconut topping and finishing it off with a hot syrupy ejaculation that represents the hot fudge sauce.

You can rub "your banana" in it if you so desire to make it extra realistic.

Man 1 "Dude I performed the Samoen Sundae on my gf last night for the first time."

Man 2 "Wow dude thats gross, how did she take it?"

Man 1 "Well she was fine with it until the 5th time I did it to her and she woke up."

Man 2 "You did the Samoen Sundae 5 times in 1 night!?"

Man 1 "Yup"

Man 2 "You're a Haus dude"

by The Godfathers of Shenanigans March 13, 2009

SIDEWALK SUNDAE

When you beat a punk until he is knocked out, then you drag him to the sidewalk and put his mouth on the edge and then jump on the back of his head.

Johnny was a punk that didn't know when to shut his mouth, so i gave him a sidewalk sundae,and now jawless Johnny eats from a straw

by J.HUGHES September 24, 2007

banana sundae

this is when the opposite sex shoves a banana up the other's (anal) cavity so far that a brown residue remains on it when taken out and the banana inside is squished, creating a banana sundae
also for whipped cream the man may want to ejaculate on it

"i gave my gf one wicked banana sundae...she ate it up after, apparently it was very tastayyy"

by Steph Zimba March 12, 2008

strawberry sundae

while you're banging Paul's mom on the wrag (she loves fucking on the wrag), and you pull out dripping in blood and she gives you head and you just squirt all over her face, mouth and eyeball.

by Paul's mom's pimp. August 18, 2003