Hump-Scumping

A sexual act including two people, one of them male. The male stands in front of a toilet on which the other party is sitting and vomits on their head. Meanwhile, the sitting person performs fellatio on the male party and vomits on his penis.

"Those damned kids and their hump-scumping parties!"

by Walter Shmultz April 24, 2006

stumbling drunk

when you drink and you start not giving a shit about how you walk and start stumbling

me: i got so crossfaded last night, that shit was lit! i was stumbling drunk but i didn't give a fuck cause i was turnt and fucking hoes!

by springbreak2016! July 13, 2016

slumpling

That mid afternoon slump specifically after mass consumption of dumplings / yum cha on your lunchbreak.

Mate I caanot keep my eyes open after all those dumplings, I'm in a total slumpling, wake me at 5pm.

by Tee Elle See March 7, 2019

snumpling

being in denial / frowny about something true

"She was snumpling over the fact that she served."

by spideythespider October 30, 2023

The Stumbling

only the best song in the world; created by scuppios

Man 1: Have you heard of The Stumbling?

Man 2: No

Man 1: It's only the best song ever, created by scuppios

Man 2: I literally didn't ask

by Niggas can be doctors too March 24, 2023

blunt-stumping

searching for the remaining tips or "stumps" of blunts from prior blunts smoked when you're otherwise completely outta weed

I hope I can get some new weed today I've been stuck blunt-stumping all night

by Fundo88 June 21, 2023

Snumping

A sneeze fart. When one sneezes and accidentally lets out a trump.
Very embarrassing yet hilarious.

Reggie: 'Hello my name is...AAACHOO...PPPFFFFFFFT.'

lu:'oh hell no...that's some bad snumping'

by Gbox123 November 16, 2010