Stagger Lee

Stagger Lee is one bad mother fucker. His legend is eternal along with his presence (even though he was around in the 1930s). He bangs all sorts of gals, resulting in a blinding hatred from his disgruntled wife. She throws him out into the rain and the sleet, leading to him drowning his sorrows in The Bucket Of Blood.

He takes out his frustrations on the bar-tender, putting 4 holes in the cunt's head, simply because he hadn't heard tell of Stagger's exploits. He then forces Billy Dilly to suck him of before blasting a hole in his head with a shot-gun.

Stagger is basically a mad bastard, he fucks shit and people up, feels no remorse and goes home and contemplates what he did over a nice candle-lit dinner of testicles and liver. He has been known to laugh at the corpses of young children and to stab himself in the leg for light entertainment.

1) Cardinal: "Here Matt, watch your asshole. It's common knowledge that Stagger Lee will climb over 50 pussies to get to one boy's fat asshole."

2) Stagger Lee: "Don't you know who I am? I'm the bad mother fucker called Stagger Lee"

Bar-tender: "Nah mate, never heard tell of you"

Stagger puts 4 bullets in bar-tender's head.

by Nick Cave August 15, 2010

strangers hand

You sit on your hand until it becomes numb. Then you jack off and it feels like it is someone elses hand doing the work.

I was sick of jacking myself off so I sat on my hand until it was numb and it felt like it was someone else pulling my meat.

by Martin Chickasaw January 26, 2004

staggering

(Adj.)

1.Astonishing or mind-blowing

2.To be awesome or to be sick

Jess: Tonight was so sick
Nick: honestly the most staggering night this year

by Nick & Jess January 19, 2014

double reverse stranger

A variation on the popular stranger and reverse stranger. This challenging technique is achieved by sitting on both your hand and your penis until they become numb. You then proceed to jerk off. Because you can't feel anything, it is like watching someone else jerk off.

I was really bored last night so I gave myself the double reverse stranger. Does that make me gay?

by Monsterod Von Hugenstein August 17, 2006

double stranger

A combination of the stranger and the reverse stranger. In the double stranger you sit on both your member and your hand, before masterbating. Then it's like you're watching someone else get a hand job... You're just a guy in the room watching.

Last night i gave myself a double stranger... it was good.

by sabianuser August 26, 2006

perfect stranger

A person who you have never met or seen before in your entire life, a person who you have never known before and who has never known you before, and is not, and never was in any way, related to you.

The person I met at the mall today was a perfect stranger.

by He who knows11 January 15, 2011

Stranger things

Litterally the best show ever

I finished stranger things season 1 and 2 in a whole night

by Deep fried May 29, 2018