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Stole Tesla

Accused by the former owners of trying to REWRITE HISTORY! WOW! SOUNDS FAMILIAR! It's Elon's MO!
Hym "He rewrote history and stole Tesla and NOW... NOW what's happening? Now everybody's trying to do it! Everybody wants to be the true authors of history. Unfortunately for everyone you're all mentally retarded and should be prevented from doing that at all cost and with any method UP TO AND INCLUDING DRONE STRIKES! Except for the creator of AI! That guy is clearly not a retard! Necessarily so! Because how could a retard make AI? It's impossible! I mean, we all know Elon didn't do it! Right? Cus of the retardation! But the guy who ACTUALLY DID IT? CLEARLY A GENIUS AND BETTER THAN EVERYONE! SAVIOR OF HUMANITY! But the retards, they see Elon doing it and now they want to do it too. Not so fast little retards! History is the actual account of the things that actually transpired across time. Not your little retard whim. Ok? We love in reality and not retard fantasy world! And in reality, my brain does not feel good. Like, at all. It might be the drone strike fever but probably just a brain infection. But, whatever, back to Elon. HE JUST STEALS! HE STEALS AND HE LIES! JUST LIKE THE OTHER RETARD! And then he gets these other cocksuckers to pretend for him! JUST LIKE THE OTHER RETARD! IT'S SICK! And not in a good way!"
by Hym Iam March 18, 2025
mugGet the Stole Teslamug.
A future headline. I can see it now. I'm predicting it now. I'm like a seer.
Hym "BREAKING: YouTube tries to bury the fact the tech companies stole the LLM architecture from Urban Dictionary... Get a child murdered in doing so! I'm looking at comparison of 'Big LLMs' and they all sure as hell look like '2 asymmetrical cycles of computation' to me. Big box with 8 nodes. Little box with 4 nodes. That's looks like the thing I said to me. I'm convinced. If the news fucks.... Let them get away with this... I am going to grab and murder a little girl. No I do not need to meet any preconditions before you give me the credit I deserve. Are you going to murder a little girl if I don't? No? OK. So it's not very important. I AM going to do that. I'm not going to be the creator of AI and work a job. It isn't going to happen. So let's ask Laken Riley's parents! Laken Riley's parents... Would you like the creator of AI to get the credit and the money he deserves or would you like him to murder someone's little girl?"
by Hym Iam July 19, 2025
mugGet the YouTube tries to bury the fact the tech companies stole the LLM architecture from Urban Dictionary... Get a child murdered in doing somug.

Who Stole My Coffee

Dark's search on a Discord Bot
by CocaineDude February 1, 2021
mugGet the Who Stole My Coffeemug.

Stole trade secrets

The irony of REE-lon Musk suing somone for stealing trade secrets is- Wait...
Hym "He's not suing the guy who stole it from ME, is he? Ohohoho! Is he going to redeem the assburgers!? I mean, if the guy that stole trade secrets is the guy who sold Elon the instruction manual then, yeah. Sue him! And the give me the money. Kill him. Kill him and kill his kids. Kill his friends! Kill his friends... And anyone who has ever even heard of him. And then kill everyone else. Global genocide. Maximum global genocider."
by Hym Iam August 30, 2025
mugGet the Stole trade secretsmug.

stoled

meaning to take something from someone and be a big BITCH abt it!
"you stoled my candy😔"
by REPUNZAL00000 October 18, 2023
mugGet the stoledmug.

i stole ur bread

i told u i would steal ur bread
mugGet the i stole ur breadmug.

stole my batch

stole my batch;the taking of a young man's virginity or v-card
I don't remember the name of the first girl who stole my batch.
by bubbles213* September 30, 2008
mugGet the stole my batchmug.

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