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Steven

Usually a terrible father but makes beautiful children. Big heart-breaker. Sleeps around with everyone in town. Tells alot of lies. Has extensive criminal history. Refuses to support his ten children.
"Don't ever date a Steven"

"Man I am glad my name is not Steven"
by NerminWerp September 22, 2011
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Steven is often a guy that will cheat on you. When you first meet him you will think is charming but you get to know him he’s a jerk and you never want to see him again.
“Steven is such a douche
by Lauren green April 23, 2018
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A "Steven" occurs when an individual becomes overly frustrated over a certain situation, in particular pertaining to relationship issues, and throws his/her cellular device into a nearby edifice, thus resulting in the device's disintegration. Failure to completely disintegrate the device, or if the relationship's problem is resolved prior to the impact (either mid-flight or leaving the limb used to propel the device), the is null and voided for a minimum of fifteen years, depending on factors like race, gender, or marital status.
"My gf was totally making out with this other guy when I walked in that party last night, and I got so angry I pulled my BB pearl out of my pocket and stevened it."

B: Wow, look at all these little plastic peices by the wall there, what happened?
G: This looks like a camera component, and here's a broken memory card!
B: Is this a shattered cell phone? I couldn't even tell what it was until I looked at up close-this is really bad.
G: I've seen this before-someone probably stevened it.
B: Oh thats right! It was probably Mike, his dorm is right there and his gf dumped him last night.
by Daniel Braga & Steven Gallo January 14, 2008
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The man with the largest dick (in length AND girth) you'll ever encounter.
Emily- "Steven has the biggest cock I've ever seen!"
*Shows Picture*
Mary- "WOW! That's a huge dick!!"
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n. a person who constantly hangs around another group of people in order to boost his pride up. Thinks that everyone is on good terms with him, but in reality are just weirded out. Common habits include: posting constantly on Myspace bulletins, instant IM'ing people, and freeloading. Usually possesses a deformed head and a lisp. See also: 10. leech
"Here comes the Steven."
"Man that ****ing leech."

A Steven: "hEY guYs!"

"(GET AWAY!)"
by "Mary" had a Little Lamb November 10, 2008
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A prick with a big ego and a small penis
You’re a steven
by Okurtdude August 19, 2018
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Guy: Wow, Steven's a gay faggot
by avantus February 24, 2019
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