scandalation

n.: The act of creating a scandal.

The matching verb: to "scandalate".

When your boss kisses your best friend from work at the Christmas party... Now that's some serious scandalation.

by Scandalator April 30, 2005

Bradley and Ewing-Gate Scandal

The political and military scandal referred to when in the month of November, 2010, the only copy of Bradley and Ewing nuclear-warhead carrying Polaris III missile submarine disappeared from the (nuclear) seeding room.

Also known as "Ewing-gate", "Klushrio" and "Derklunt".

Person A: "Where the fuck is Bradley and Ewing?"

Person B: "I have no fucking clue. This is Ewing-gate all over again."

Person C: "Shut up, derklunt. I hate discussions about Bradley and Ewing-Gate Scandal."

by Kabir101 November 26, 2010

Double standards

The reason humanity will never progress.

From banning white people from saying a word, to men not being able to express themselves, thank you double standards for ruining the world.

by THESAYCOMPTER3 July 11, 2020

Jewish Standard Time

A standard of time, normally being about 26 minutes after the rest of the people within your time zone.

Dude, WTF? Can't you make it to work on time? Are all your clocks set on Jewish Standard Time?

by Sgt. I.M. Nobody January 17, 2009

Sanda

Sanda is sweet, amazing, and gorgeous. She likes helping out people in need. She can go through tough times but she takes other people's problems first. She is an amazing friend and her worst fear is other people’s thoughts about her looks. If you ever have a Sanda in your life, never let her go. She’ll be the one girl you’ll need when you feel blue. And love her like she’s real because her darkest side is darker than pitch black,but everybody loves a Sanda and will always.

Sanda is so gorgeous and has flawless hair. Everybody the knows a Sanda,Sandra,or Sandy is very lucky to have a caring,loving,loyal friend

by SandralovesCloe December 18, 2017

danielle standard time

The time a "Danielle" will actually turn up.

Also known as DST

" I thought we said we were meeting at 3, where's Danielle"
" She's on DST, Danielle Standard Time"

by The other Danielle October 12, 2013

winter sandals

cardboard boxes worn on your feet in the wilderness, especially during wintertime, as a makeshift shoe/last resort.

brooklyn: oh man, my toes are so cold.

nicole: can’t relate, thanks to my trusty winter sandals.

by book69 May 25, 2018