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Three Point Stance 

Position assumed while jerking off, where one places their hand on the wall for physical support.
“Dude, you’re never gonna believe it, I was in the backyard, and I looked through the bathroom window and saw Bryce in a Three Point Stance!”
Three Point Stance by cuck_showalter November 19, 2021

Shikamaru power stance 

Ha! I saw that. I do that all the time.
Hym "Ha! Shikamaru power stance. Great!"

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Resting Brad Stance

The posture of a human, usually named Brad, that’s indicative of many bad (but not evil) thoughts, people or circumstances that are about to annoy Brad.
When we met up with Brad at MILF beach, he was in full Resting Brad Stance . One hand in the hoodie pocket. The other holding the coffee cup, ramrod-straight spine and feet in a ready-position. You could almost feel the imminent anger. And sure enough, he was pissed at the shitty u-turn we made and that we were running late.
Resting Brad Stance by Chaveline January 11, 2026

Portuguese UK stance

The act of being friends with someone and still get fucked in the ass by them.
This is a reference to the historic British-Portuguese alliance since the English really liked fucking over the Portuguese.
Guy: Yeah, I assumed the Portuguese UK stance with my best friend.
Girl: Really, why is that?
Guy: He fucks my ass sometimes. We're just friends though.

mya stanek 

Mya stanek is a lover of leftovers she does everything in parking lots of paw paw and Decatur with guy who is taken .
There's Mya Stanek watch out girls, she looking for leftovers and some good parking lots in her Kia
mya stanek by Youbrokemytrustchen19 December 23, 2021