The posture of a human, usually named Brad, that’s indicative of many bad (but not evil) thoughts, people or circumstances that are about to annoy Brad.
When we met up with Brad at MILF beach, he was in full Resting Brad Stance . One hand in the hoodie pocket. The other holding the coffee cup, ramrod-straight spine and feet in a ready-position. You could almost feel the imminent anger. And sure enough, he was pissed at the shitty u-turn we made and that we were running late.
The act of being friends with someone and still get fucked in the ass by them.
This is a reference to the historic British-Portuguese alliance since the Englishreally liked fucking over the Portuguese.
Guy: Yeah, I assumed the Portuguese UK stance with my best friend.
Girl: Really, why is that?
Guy: He fucks my ass sometimes. We'rejust friends though.