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Jack Stauber

person: oh hey whos jack stauber again?
other person: the guy who talks in enchanting table
by wall is made out of wall November 17, 2020
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slabbering

Will you quit yer slabbering?
by Lil Ellie October 26, 2014
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scabber

An illegal cab driver who curb crawls central London for drunks and E-heads. He is usually called Tremendous, of African persuasion and his car will have no tax or insurance. Once you have haggled the fair from Islington to Peckham down to 45 quid, you and your six mates will squeeze into his Datsun Cherry and proceed to add the smell of your five donner kebabs to the already pervasive waft of rancid BO, dreadfully disguised with fluffy dice, acting as air freshner.

As soon as Tremendous has traversed Tower Bridge he will be waking you up to ask directions. This is where the violence could potentially start. However this is often avoided, thanks to the can of mace he keeps under the passenger seat. Once Tremendous has applied the mace to your face he then throttles you with the seatbelt, pistol whips you, and rag-dolls you out of the window till all your credit cards fall out. He then, empties all of your friend’s pockets and carries out multiple identity fraud for the next 17 years without getting caught.

He can sometimes be found sniffing lighter-fuel at the wheel.
Hey Batty, did him get troo dem blhurd clhaaart rice'n'peas?

Nah man, me left early and got a scabber home. I'm now wanted by several loan sharks.
by surf biffin September 17, 2007
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L'stanberg

The cooler version of whatever the fuck that one thing was called on dreams stupid SMP. Home to trollers and amogus alike.
Troller 1: "ayo is l'stanberg spamming amogus again?"
Troller 2:"ye"
Troller 1:"sick one, ill join in"
by Disappointed Mr.Krabs March 3, 2021
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stablered

Taking a bunch of painkillers and watching "Law & Order: SVU" episodes (preferably a marathon).
Named for SVU character Det. Elliot Stabler (as played by Christopher Meloni)

An alternate meaning is getting taken down by Det. Stabler; either verbally or physically.
"Man, we are so getting stablered tonight"

After a character on SVU is tackled by Stabler:
"That dude got STABLERED!"
by matotes November 6, 2009
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scabbers

1. the affectionate name of an opening batsman who can only score or scab runs on the onside.

2. a character from harry potter with rat like features.
1. the name of the oldest child of a man who works in an oil rigg.

2. looks like a rat and scabbers
by rubbaman1 March 18, 2011
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Stauber

To stauber is to take the risk of doing something so unheard of and original that you become loved for it. The term is named after Jack Stauber, animator and musician.
That thing Tom did, so original. It was so cool; he really did a stauber
by Reggie from Nintendo May 13, 2020
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