SSFBF

Substitute Sliding Fuck Buddy Friend. For when your fuck buddy is on her period or sliding and you need a substitute.

Squeak: "I thought you were only fucking Valerie?"
Spiderman: "No Valerie is my main FBF but when she's on her period I sleep with Helena. She's my SSFBF."

by Maddie 6 December 14, 2009

Softball

A sport that is only played by goddesses (females) and was created to show boys how it’s done

*baseball is created*
*everybody loves baseball*

*softball is created*

*everybody loves softball*
Girls : *fistbumb

Boys : *cry

by King2864 February 23, 2019

softboys

Term to describe male technology workers. Derived from their physical appearance: slightly overweight and pudgy, hiding their bodies in pale "comfort-fit" khakis and button-down shirts. Mostly used during the dotcom era.

See those softboys over there heading off to Starbucks for their afternoon lattes?

by MC December 5, 2003

softball player

Another term for "lesbian".

That Jenny, she's turned into quite the softball player.

What do you mean? She's all of a sudden into sports?

Yeah...and girls.

by nicky v. July 7, 2006

softball lesbian

A lesbian girl that plays softball

A lesbian:

A starlight girl:
A lesbian: I play softball what sports do you play?
A straight girl: oh so your a softball lesbian?
A lesbian: bitch... a what?

by Yeeyeemuhfucka June 11, 2019

Softball

Softball is another way of saying insecure, spoiled brat.

Oh that girl totally plays softball

OMG look it's a softball girl

She definitely plays softball.

by Crackhead.org February 21, 2020

Softboi

A boi that is soft and have a leafy friend on their head

“Wow you’re a softboi”

by Somedayowo July 13, 2019