Squelching

The act of going to your moms funeral and shitting on the casket then smearing the shit on her face.

“Bro someone went and Squelching all over my moms casket”
“Sorry dude I was drunk”

by The corn cum festival organize September 15, 2025

Squelch

An adjective describing an unpleasant person, place, or thing. Often associated with an undetermined precursor as to why this person place or thing is so unpleasant.

"By buddy Cam must be having a bad day, he's being such a squelch"

by Ch33bo December 5, 2025

Squelch

Typically used as a wild card, can mean anything

Squelch.

by wodrave2 January 24, 2026

Butt squncher

To be homosexual and eat other homosexuals butts

Terry said his co worker Jerry was a butt squncher because hes spotted Jerry eating Larry's butt.

by James pascerelli October 17, 2018

Bum squelch

Another word for a fart

I just bum squelched

by Eshabs April 26, 2019

Daniel squelch

A freebased marshall county "sissy" who takes it in the ass for xanax or Klonopins.

I sure am glad there was a "Daniel Squelch" in D block with us!

by Mason mothafuckin Davis January 8, 2023

BEDSQUELCH (bed squelch, bed-squelch)

BEDSQUELCH. 1. (n). The noise emitted when the recipient of a golden shower attempts to rise from the puddle created by the weight they exert on the mattress.

2. (n). A person who sits on a mattress and is then subsequently urinated on. (pl. bedsquelchers).

3. (v). The act of urinating on a person who is sitting on a mattress.(bedsquelched, bedsqueching) (adj. bedsquelchy).

Bedsquelch (bed squelch, bed-squelch)

"Dope BEDSQUELCH bro!"

"Don't go near that sleeping bag, it hasn't been washed since the BEDSQUELCHING"

"Awesome event dude, those BEDSQUELCHERS sure had some fun!"

by DICK SHONNERY JNR. February 15, 2023