Tampon squash 

The substance left on a tampon after it has been ejected out of a woman with a blue waffle

Gabby was extremely shocked when she noticed that her tampon squash was a strange yellow color.

Tampon squash by Gingerspice3696 September 3, 2011

National Squash Beef Day 

National squash beef day is when you squash beef with all your friends and this day occurs in May 3rd

Happy national squash beef day

National Squash Beef Day by duhitz_sasha June 1, 2018

lose my squash 

To completely unravel in a large explosion of anger, frustration, and exasperation (aka the triumvirate of despair.) Derived from of "out of my gourd."

Dude, if Trump says "locker room talk" one more time I'm going to lose my squash.

If one more person asks me something they could Google and find out I'm going to lose my squash.

lose my squash by RedHeadMeag October 13, 2016

Old Fashioned Butternut Squash 

When your partner butters up your ballsack with KY warming gel then vigorously gives you an old fashioned (hand job) with one hand while feverishly squeezing and yanking your balls with the other.

Rachel gave me the old fashioned butternut squash last night. I thought she was going to yank my nuts off there for a moment.

I’m sore as hell from the old fashioned butternut squash my step mom gave me yesterday after dad left for work. I need to keep the bathroom door locked.

Old Fashioned Butternut Squash by Eaton Holgoode October 30, 2018

sports cap vodka squash 

a method of pre-drinking using a sports cap bottle, with vodka and a squash drink of ones choice.

'mate, wanna have some sports cap vodka squash before we go out tonight?'

'sports cap later??'

sports cap vodka squash by wonderland291 May 20, 2010

keep it on the squash 

to keep on the down low.

I boned my teacher last year, keep it on the squash.

keep it on the squash by Laurenanne. January 2, 2007

boone squash 

Whale shit found at the bottom of the ocean, usually referring to a person.

You're about as useful as boone squash. OR You smell like boone squash you stinky bastard.

boone squash by BubblesTPB April 20, 2015