spontaneous aids

when u suddenly get aids

ah shit mate i just got spontaneous aids
i feel ja bro

by roblox name: dusturmur January 16, 2020

calculatedly spontaneous

Being spontaneous in a calculated way. People who are calculatedly spontaneous have an ability to balance their own personality with themselves; linked with Many Personality Unorder.

When asked about his personality, John Doe just said "calculatedly spontaneous."

by Not Ericc January 29, 2020

spontaneously combust a nut

busting a surprisingly immediate nut

I spontaneously combusted a nut in front of my crush

He spontaneously combusted a nut after seeing the lover of his dream

spontaneously combust a nut is defined as being serious in a sense

by Yourself34245 December 10, 2022

Spontaneous

This word isn’t funny, therefore it is undeserving of a funny definition.

Guy: Did you hear about the guy next door?
Guy 2: No! What happened?
Guy: His car spontaneously combusted! Haha!
Guy 2: That’s not funny Harold.

by Marco_Swirly November 16, 2020

Spontaneous Bootay

Spontaneous Bootay is the spontaneous bootay of spontaneousness which is normally spontaneous for a bootay

woah bro! nice Spontaneous Bootay!

by blacksfprtmtena;; August 6, 2021

Spontaneous

Not Senzela

Senzela, who loves Texas A&M, is not spontaneous.

by spontaneousdefinition August 1, 2024

Spontaneous anal combustion

it Is a gay fighting move used during sex

Gary: “yo did you just use spontaneous anal combustion on that kid yesterday”
Peng: “ yes, is there something wrong with that?”
Liam and mai: “yes that’s fucking gay”

by Kim Hong Kong September 7, 2019