Spraydar

Spraadar (tm) is the ability to detect the proximity of a next orgasm. The sparydar algorhythm uses both temporal and spatial data and the primarty receptor is the cum nerve. The better the spraydar reading the closer one is to an orgasm

All of a Bob's spraydar went off telling him to back of or be preapred to take a load.

by Connie Bates January 17, 2026

cod splayer

One who splays the cod.

One who leaves the women's knees weak, is most certainly a cod splayer.

by My Muh Uckin August 28, 2023

laid out and splayed out

a thorough and proper fucking

I just wanna get fucked, laid out and splayed out.

by babyrumpkisser April 2, 2025

yeah, I could splay that

A statement of affirmation or agreement about a proposed activity. Used in place of "I could get behind that", or "sure". The 'yeah' can be omitted if in a hurry.

While originally used exclusively about objects that are 'splayable', modern uses of the phrase do not require this property.

A similar phrase is "yeah, I *can* splay that", used to indicate belief or proficiency instead, i.e. "I'd buy it" or "I can do that".

It's also theoretically possible to use "no, I couldn't/can't/won't splay that" to indicate distaste or refusal, but this is rarely heard.

person A: ayo we're going Wendys in 10, you down?
person B: *deliberates* yeah, i could splay that

by splaya June 2, 2022