spunk trunk

A larger and more impressive version of the spunkstick.

She nearly passed out when I pulled out the spunk trunk!

by Irritatus Maximus October 20, 2007

skunk-ass drunk

When being drunk as a skunk is taken to the next level & can no longer describe your state of drunken shenanigans! Typically occurs during epic nights at Jake's Bar in the Dub-C. Gettin' wasted while slammin' down $1 beers and continuously & sporadically shouting out "skunk-asssssss drunk!!" to your homies. Dwayne just stands behind the bar shaking his head, adjusts his wristbands, smooths out his fu manchu, pours another beer, flips you off, tells you to go fuck yourself, grins like a son-of-a-beoootch!

Rush- "skunk-ass drunk!!!!"
Niner- "skunk-ass drunk!!!!"
Rush- "I just put $5 in the juke box! 20 throw-back jams!!"
Niner- "Fuck you Dwayne!! Gimme another highlife & a shot of Jack!!"
Rush- "skunk-asssssss drunk!!!!"
Niner- "skunk-asssssss drunk!!!!"

by rush4psu October 8, 2014

skunk tornado

To fart into a oscillating fan amd have your smell whirl around the room like a twister

We were at that party last night and I gave the living room a skunk tornado.

by kstan3 July 27, 2010

Spunk Sparkles

When a guy blows his load over your face whilst getting down and dirty at a festival and immediately throws glitter at you making you 'festival ready'.

Also known as jizz jazzles.

Also known as a cummonball.

Kevin gave me a face full of spunk sparkles last night

by Harlot Hunter September 5, 2017

Skunkers Cat

Skunkers Cat Is a Cat that got famous off of tiktok

Skunkers Cat is One Of The Famous Cats On Tiktok

by Urban Dictionary Published October 1, 2019

splunky

Weird and messed up; kinda crazy and cuckoo; you are considered a splunk if you are splunky

Person 1: wow that bike is pretty weird and messed up
Person 2: yeah, it’s kinda splunky

by Sofa king brilliant October 25, 2019

Spunk Bunking

When you repeatedly cum in someone else's bed and don't clean it up then wait for them to get in it

"bro did you just give me a spunk bunking?"

"aye"

"yum"

by Big Chazza November 4, 2020