hammer speak

To be absolutely fucked up by a bitch with a hammer. And you yell ow and fuck repeatedly

Hammer speak Bang! Ow fuck owoowowowowowowowowowowfuck

by Ugandan fuckles February 20, 2019

Speaking the bible

Telling the truth. Telling it as it is. Spitting facts.

TONY: All I am saying is, if you look at the big picture, he is a fraud.
RALPH: Damn, Tony speaking the bible!

by filip98 November 22, 2020

Grotto Speak

the art of speaking in a slow and at times sarcastic tone. Often occurs within 'alternative' or 'greebonic' groups of society. uses old words that make a sentence amusing

person a: "yo my bretherin, this grotto speak we have invented be'ith funky and shit."

Person b: "aye, tiz my bretherin, no let us enjoy to go to a party, word"

by Green_Day_All_Day January 26, 2006

lag speak

lag speak is when you are attempting to speak online through voice chat and your internet is extremely shit so those you are speaking to can barely understand you.

Person 1: Hey what's up?
Person 2: Noonthhtinnigg muumchhc.
Person 1: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Person 2: Whhwatta yooyuu taatlkklinnigg abbaouuott?
Person 1: Stop speaking lag speak. Your internet is shit.

by AsianOnEggrollPatrol September 24, 2017

Loyal speak

It means to means to type/ talk to text , so fast that no one understands what you said. Also must include horrible punctuation.

It cant ne. on the. spot has to be natural

Oh, she is loyal speak

by Edwardsville February 28, 2021

googly speaking

(adv) according to the finding through a personal research surfing on Google,

Mr. Curious Asian: do you have any idea about the Kukis? (referring to the Kuki ethnic people in NE India)

Asian Googlion: (clearing his throat) uhmm.. googly speaking, cookies are small, often encrypted text files, located in browser directories. They are used by web developers to help users navigate their websites efficiently and perform certain functions. Due to their core role of enhancing/enabling usability or site processes, disabling cookies may prevent users from using certain websites... and.. uh...

Mr. Curious Asian: defacately, yeah.. i know, Mr. Google Smart. I'm talkin' about the non-cookied kooky Kukis from NE India. Got it?

Asian Googlion: derp! hell knows!

by Loon Qhai April 22, 2013

alex speak

Syntax that simps and little children when texting online. Common phrases include "yeo", "skull emoji", and cutting words in half with dashes.

"yeo cum here girl we finna do sum or wha-"
Man cut out that alex speak.

by DetrimentalMug October 8, 2020