albino baby with a sombrero

Starting its life in the Austin TX prison system an albino baby with a sombrero is the shape that was formed by years worth of inmates crystalized cum in one specific shower drain. Its alternative use out of the showers was to call another inmate a homosexual since the shape was made out of semen.

Inmate #1 "that man right there he's an albino baby with a sombrero".
Inmate #2 " how's that?"
Inmate #1 " because I saw him sucking off Rodrigo for no commissary".

by Fuck_you_christian September 6, 2020

SOMS

'suck on my schlong'... telling another to suck on your dick, could be used as a joke

here are your options buddy: go to the game with me, go to the movies, or SOMS

by blackhawkdragon August 17, 2010

Sombies

People who ride the subway obviously to life going on around them constantly on their electronic devices and never speak or look up.

Sombies,While sitting on the sub way you realize no one is taking,and you feel like your in a episode of a twilight zone.

by Creatureofgod August 26, 2013

uno sombrero

one hat in spanish.

Kelli: hes wearing a sombrero.

Kelly: and theres uno.

Kelli and Kelly: UNO SOMBRERO!!

by youwishyouknewwhothiswas June 18, 2009

sombrero

A great ass. Used as code when around mixed company since it isn't obvious and not in common usage.

Entymology:
ass>donkey>sombrero

Excellent sombrero to your right.

by Scummable Thurgood April 4, 2005

SOMB

Acronym for the saying "Suck on my balls"

Hey Damien....SOMB!

by JGibbles June 23, 2010

sombrero nigger

noun. A derogatory term for people of Mexican decent, similar to sand nigger for those of Arab decent.

"I'm tired of all those sombrero niggers hopping the fences into this country."

by PeteRepeat September 5, 2007