sombrero dudes

The coolest things last year that me and my friend loved and made an email address out of and included as the motto to all the chatrooms we would do in Mr. Bentley's class (who just retired, by the way), and she would tell me some stupid lie about liking Kevin Braiden and stuff, and I wouldn't believe her, and then some guy who happened to be extremely tall and is having fights over shoe sizes with a blonde person right now in our class would steal it and read it and believe it and then we's have to spend days telling him it wasn't true, but by that time, the whole school knew. Sombrero dudes are the essence of cool.

Me: Friend, who do you like?

Friend: Well...I like Kevin Braiden.

Me: HA! Yah right!

Tall guy: Haha! I have your chatroom! I'm going to read it!

Friend: No! Let go of it!

Tall guy: YOU like KEVIN BRAIDEN?! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NOW I HAVE TO TELL EVERYBODY!!!!

Friend: NO! IT ISN'T TRUE!

by Hyper Girl December 10, 2004

Toasty Sombrero

This act involves a man sticking his penis inside a woman's ass, stealing her cell phone, calling her grandmother (live or deceased is ok, preferably live), and uttering the following: "Aye, Papa...un pollito!"

I gave my sister a Toasty Sombrero at church last night.

by docTRONX boyz January 29, 2010

Of Somber Blood

An amazing metal band located in Bergen County New Jersey. Please visit our website which is now ofsomberblood.qn.com and it will soon be ofsomberblood.com

Dude, Of Somber Blood kicks ass!

by Jon Marsh April 21, 2004

somber sway

Sluttish ways!

"Why can't I get a decent man?"

"Maybe you should stop bumpin that somber sway!"

by ianswerit January 28, 2010

Sombrero Crew

A sombrero crew is a group of usually young, good looking and charming boys! The name has its roots in Essex, England, but sombrero crews have been found in places such as nottingham, leicester, portsmouth, brighton, bournemouth, and even as far afield as Malia and Cancun.

Legend has it, in 2008 cancun was the setting for one of the most famous sombrero crew stories, and rumours are rife this may be turned into a film in the future with Spielberg interested in the production.

Sombrero crews signature drinks are tequila and corona, with various cocktails also going down a treat such as ameretto sours. To be classed as a sombrero crew you should also regularly eat out at nandos with your boys, enjoy football, ps3, barbeques and road trips.

Many people want to be part of these sombrero crews, but only a few lucky people are.

Mr Barton: Ahh man look at that sombrero crew over there, they are the coolest...

Sombrero Crew member: Hey man, you wanna come join our crew?

Mr Barton: Jeez, I dont know if, if, if I'm cool enough?

Sombrero Crew member: Yeah you're right sod off mate

by Danny Bins January 14, 2011

Sombrero

Derogatory term for an MLB batter's box score: 0 for 4 with 4 strikeouts.

Double sombrero: 0 for 8 with eight strikeouts.

Mike Stanton laid down a sombrero today. Four plate appearances, four whiffs.

by Kefteniglo October 23, 2018

Sombrero

Hat in spanish, but mostly refered to a typical mexican hat thanks to white USA people. By the way, 5 of May isn't Mexico's independence day.

-Yo, look at my sombrero!-

-Johny please, stop saying words in languages that you don't know

by Neith<3 July 27, 2019