Smurfing, the act of painting oneself blue then sneaking up on people and rubing your penis on them.
by jcwizzle February 17, 2016
I SMURFED the bus driver for arriving late; would you like me to SMURF you?; What lovely weather for smurfing
by Spyke March 17, 2003
A mixed drink consisting of cheap vodka, blue gatorade, and a splash of redbull. Originated in the 608 area code, more specifically the streets of Reedsburg.
When drinking this, people are encouraged to be belligerant and yell "smurf-durf" after every drink. For this reason it can also be referred to as Smurf-Durf.
When drinking this, people are encouraged to be belligerant and yell "smurf-durf" after every drink. For this reason it can also be referred to as Smurf-Durf.
We are going to have to put VanCleave to bed early tonight, he has been drinking Smurf again.
Hey Bob let me get some of that Smurf, I wanna get fucked up.
Hey Bob let me get some of that Smurf, I wanna get fucked up.
by BK from the 608 June 21, 2010
by Naraic72 January 18, 2011
meth heads or associates of meth heads that go around different drugstores to buy pseudoephedrine to sell to those cooking crystal meth
guy 1: gotta hit up angie and pete before we cook the crystal
guy 2: why?
guy 1: they're smurfs bro, they got all the pseudo we need
guy 2: why?
guy 1: they're smurfs bro, they got all the pseudo we need
by domingo_girl August 15, 2011
Means fucked. Etymologically derived from the fact that the word fuck is used as all parts of speech. For example, "I'm going to fucking fuck your fuck-nut face up you fuckity fuck-wad." Similarly, Smurfs would use Smurf with the same versatility. For example, "Gargamel, I'm going to smurfing smurf your smurfing smurf-nosed face, and then smurf your cat Azriel."
Person1: So you really like this guy?
Person2: Yeah, he's not insane, smart, has a job, and he smurfed me like a school-girl.
Person2: Yeah, he's not insane, smart, has a job, and he smurfed me like a school-girl.
by scott trowbridge July 8, 2006
by Jenny September 6, 2004