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small craft advisory proof

A boat that is large enough to go out during a small craft advisory. Usually 35-40 feet long or bigger.
Damn we cant go out this weekend because my 18 foot Tracker is not small craft advisory proof.
by steelheader March 13, 2008
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small arms repairer

Official title for United States Army MOS series of 91F (ninety-one fox). They are the best trained weapon mechanics on the face of the planet. Their main responsibility is to repair weapons which troops have damaged due to negligence, lack of knowledge, inability to retain information once it has been presented and occasionally due to actual combat.

In maintenance companies 91F's work in larger groups, gauging , repairing and preparing weapons for training and combat.

Occasionally a 91F will be attached to a line company or battalion that is more than likely to see combat, has a lower than usual IQ average that poses a higher risk to government equipment or both (especially with combat engineers and infantry). In these groups, 91F's are often erroneously referred to as "armorers", referring to the ASI identifier that traditionally knows almost nothing about weapons and refuses to accept your weapon into the arms room, no matter how clean it is. 91F's who are new to such units are often offended by this label because of the vast difference in training, but experienced 91F's let it go, feeling sympathy for the special needs companies they are attached to who honestly couldn't know any better if their lives, families lives and the lives of every living organism in the universe depended on it.
"Go take that weapon to Jones, he's a qualified Small Arms Repairer".

"Say again? I don't understand..."
"Go take that weapon to Jones, he's our unit armorer."
by whatdoesthe91Fsay July 8, 2014
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Small brain

Someone that lacks intelligence. Typically someone named Noah
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Small Dick Energy

Small Dick Energy is cockiness without skill. It is the sexual equivilent of writing a check of $10k to show off knowing you don't have it in the bank account.
Rice Gum's brags about his genital length but it actually 5.3cms long. Its small dick energy corrupts all it touches. So only tissues, his hands and his friends biscuits.
by Armie Hammer July 11, 2018
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Small girl with big god

Nigerian slang, A sarcastic praise to young ladies (hustler) that dates wealthy older men in other to afford things she can't for her self.
Also applies to a prostitute
That small girl with big god just got a range rover, from her "big gods"
by Your village people August 19, 2018
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small boobs envy

(Noun)
The envious feeling a woman experiences when she wishes she had smaller, perkier breasts. Commonly remarked upon when one woman is caught glimpsing at another woman's breasts with a look of envy.
Woman 1: "Ugh, I wish I had your small boobs!"
Woman 2: "Small boobs envy? I know."
by clevername January 13, 2017
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small dick

A small dick is a dick under 3 or 4 inches. Some ladies say they dont mind but it seems they do cause when i showed it to them they laughed so dont trust women when they say they dont want a guy with a big dick. A small dick is one that looks like a stump.
Don't laugh at me just cus i gots a small dick.
by .Sonny Vitale. January 16, 2008
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