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Semen Slurpy

a thick beverage enjoyed by women and the occational homosexual man. Not sold at 7-11, may be found outside for about 20 bucks.
also known as protein shake
She looked thirsty so i gave her a semen slurpy
by 12131415161 October 6, 2009
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The 'Slurpy'

The ArmaPH 'Slurpy' or just 'The Slurpy' is a viscous concoction Nullblank force feeds medics and the wounded as he believes it's jam-packed with nutrients needed by the average infantry man to continue fighting, and for the wounded to quickly recover.

The ingredients needed to blend 'The Slurpy' are as follows:
- 1 Large bag of saline solution (Fresh from the bags)
- Half a cup of Mabini's Cowper's Fluid, that's been tainted brown due to excessive and constant ejaculation. This one is very hard to get in it's purest form as Mabini's sperm often taints even the first drop. See Medic manual on methods of extraction and purification.
- Period from a female blizzard employee.
- blood from the wounds of the victims from Charlie Hebdo's Office attack.
"Null gimmie the 'Slurpy' brother" - Darasum
"What the fuck?" - Mabini
by Prickles The Fucker October 23, 2022
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Slurpy

Slurpy- a name given to an individual of intense humor or brotherly bonds. Usual used by two or more people.

Other versions:

Slurpster
Slurpy 2.0
Tyrone the Keeper
by Tis Your Male Pal Or Buddy April 12, 2017
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Slurpy

guys slurpy is being a bitch again
by Sl3rp December 14, 2021
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slurpy dough

What you find under a fat person's neck.
When grandma comes to visit my job is to clean her slurpy dough.
by Mooman123 August 4, 2017
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Alabama Slurpie

When a man shits inside a woman's Vag and proceeds to have coitus with her and then goes down on her after to clean her out.
I gave some chick an Alabama Slurpie last night worse mistake of my life.
by SunnySwizZz June 11, 2022
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Slurpy face

The appearance of a guy or chick after going down on a girl during her menstrual period. Also known as clown face.
Example: "John ran out of juliet's room with a slurpy face!!!!"
by exploding cherry November 5, 2010
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