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Alabama Slurpie

When a man shits inside a woman's Vag and proceeds to have coitus with her and then goes down on her after to clean her out.
I gave some chick an Alabama Slurpie last night worse mistake of my life.
by SunnySwizZz June 11, 2022
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Slurpy slobber

Performing an intense blowjob on a guy.
More than anything, Barry was known for his ability to slurpy slobber on other guys.
by James sweet love March 20, 2022
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Texas Slurpie

After a man perform the Alabama Hot Pocket another person will go down on and eat her out.
When Susan said desert is served, everyone knew it was Texas Slurpie time.
by EasyE August 27, 2022
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Slurpis

When someone slurps something they pee as well
Bro I accidentally slurpis myself
by Chicken_Nuggeta October 16, 2019
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The 'Slurpy'

The ArmaPH 'Slurpy' or just 'The Slurpy' is a viscous concoction Nullblank force feeds medics and the wounded as he believes it's jam-packed with nutrients needed by the average infantry man to continue fighting, and for the wounded to quickly recover.

The ingredients needed to blend 'The Slurpy' are as follows:
- 1 Large bag of saline solution (Fresh from the bags)
- Half a cup of Mabini's Cowper's Fluid, that's been tainted brown due to excessive and constant ejaculation. This one is very hard to get in it's purest form as Mabini's sperm often taints even the first drop. See Medic manual on methods of extraction and purification.
- Period from a female blizzard employee.
- blood from the wounds of the victims from Charlie Hebdo's Office attack.
"Null gimmie the 'Slurpy' brother" - Darasum
"What the fuck?" - Mabini
by Prickles The Fucker October 23, 2022
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Slurpy

Slurpy- a name given to an individual of intense humor or brotherly bonds. Usual used by two or more people.

Other versions:

Slurpster
Slurpy 2.0
Tyrone the Keeper
by Tis Your Male Pal Or Buddy April 12, 2017
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slurpy mcslurp

It’s like another word for blowjob but the blowjob was received for a small amount of time
Yeah man she had to go cause her parents were about to find out she wasn’t home but she gave me the slurpy mcslurp”
by Yaboibigdic March 21, 2018
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